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| cencalroyalty | PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:25 am | |
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Location: coalinga ca | | i've read this opener on this forum that i want to try out. "could you help me out real quick, if you tell a joke and nobody laughs, is it a joke?" then i want to tell them a joke that they will laugh at but dont know any.
i know this one but its kind of racist "y dont black people dream? because the last black person to have a dream got shot" but i dont want them to think im racist and im not. so does anybody got any funny jokes they want to share?
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| SnowBlow | PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:37 am | |
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Posts: 68 | | Actually thats fucking stupid.
You think girls will laugh at that.
Hmm Im not so sure buddy. Maybe you should take you and your retarted jokes else where.
I doubt girls fall for racists (unless there racist themsleves).
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| BusinessTime | PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:24 am | |
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Posts: 40 | | I think people stress too much on openers.
Opening is the easiest part not to fuck up. I usually just think of an opion opener that's actualyl relevant to my day or just make some observation. Or maybe even just say "hi."
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| Second Chance | PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:27 am | |
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Posts: 150 | | The joke covers a highly sensitive topic for many people, I think you should definitely not tell it to any HB, or bring it up in any conversation to be honest, you never know what the response will be and you don't want to be branded a racist, though I always have found it funny that a joke about a black person is considered racist but jokes about the Irish are accepted.
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| badfish | PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:52 pm | |
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Posts: 18 | | im not racist, but i can appreciate a good racist joke. That one is pretty funny, but i would NEVER use it as an opener. How about, "What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?"
"damn!"
haha get it??
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| DeToX | PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:43 am | |
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Posts: 43 | | heyyy dude some people are just ''nature'' funny i mean the just have it good timing they know what to say and stuff and some just dont have that
BUT
you can learn about everything i readed an ebook about ''how to be funny'' its not really my thing i like my own style but maybe it will help you out..
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