It's Saturday afternoon, I go and take a nap because I plan on staying up for a long night. I cannot sleep because phone always rings so I turn it off and take a nap. 10 o'clock rolls around and it's time to get ready.
I am going alone which frequently I go alone. On the street I meet some of my friends and they ask me why am I going alone and I just tell them "To get the hottest chick"
Of course they are shocked, they watch a football game and drink beer. They never even consider getting hot chicks; typical afc's, even if they approach some mediocre they will try to block eachother by telling lame jokes.
I come in the club, so I walk around one circle (usually I do that) to see what is there for me tonight.
Nothing...but I see one HB8.5 with her ugly friend. I dont know if I should go or not then she arches her spine and I see big, anti-gravitaional breasts and I go immediately.
They are sitting by the table having a drink, at this point many guys would: approach the obstacle first, befriend her, ignore the target....but I would not do that; I do what is best for me.
I go at the targets side and confidently and with an heir of dominance whisper in her ear:"You look gorgeous, let me introduce myself" She is dazzeld. We start our talk but my target is not so good, she is 22 but her eyes are so old, she has no life in her eyes, she is unenthusiastic and her ass is a bit too fat. I eject and make up that my friend is there waiting for me, I say they are nice girls. Deep inside she knows that I dont like her but what can you do.
Now the club is full, it is 12 o'clock, time to find the hottest girl tonight!
I walk 10 meters away and see a circle of 5 attractive women moving to the music and drinking coktails.
there is one super blond; a genuine HB10.
I take the blond and the girl next to her turn them towards me and say:
Chris:"Hey girls, are you having some kind of bachelorette party?"
The blond has tight military pants, her mesaurments are 90-60-91(which she will later boast to me); her blond hair was made in heaven, her black outfit was tailord just for her radiant, stunning body, she is young as a just blossomed flower.
I gently push away the 4 chicks, 2 with one arm and 2 with another, walk right through to the radiant, perfect one and say:
Chris: How come you still didn't say a word.
HB10: I speak only when I have something to say, I dont wast my time on trivia like these girls
Chris: Is that so glad I found you.
Her team instantly retreats because they know they can not be compared to her; it is amazing how chicks always knows their role. Guys are not like that, guys will tend to try no mether how small the odds.
We begin to talk a little and eventually she begins talking about how she is single and her heart has been broken 7 months ago. Those moments are very delicate and I know you must never laugh at the girl when she starts with her "bullshit".
HB10: I didn't want to be with anyone, but then my friends talked me into being with this guy; he was a wimp and bad but he was really rich and bought me a Mercedes.
HB10: Oh yeah this Summer we were on his Princess yacht.
I say what she wants to hear.
After 30 min I buy both of us a drink. We talked for 2 hours, interrupted only a few times which are described below:
Her friend comes and whispers in her ear but she blows her off, then another friend comes and whispers something else in her ear but she blows him off too. I ask what do they want. She tells me they asked her do they need to call her to toilet?
When the 3rd girl came I stepped between and say:
Chris: What do you want hmmm, what do you want, go away shu shu...
Of course cockblock wants to sucker me by pretending that HB10 has something "deadly serious" to say to her friend. I just make a fool out of the cockblock and literally stand between my girl and her.
No one is around to wing me so I will just have to defeat those cockblocks myself. Some people really don't get it when they are defeated; you need to destroy them all.
The girls ask an AFC to dedicate a love song that sings about a "naughty seducer" to me. And the idiot says:" This is for a young girl and our Casanova right there in the corner."
All of her friends start pointing to me and make a circle and laugh at me...
And here comes the second moment I live for!
I look at her eyes on fire, take her hand and turn towards them
Chris: You are right, that is me, the song is actually about me.
They retreat (it's that simple) and now the best moment of the whole evening arrives!
Her driver and 3 of her girlfriends come in a wolf-pack, take her hand and start to PULL her away, she is looking helplessly at me, like a princess waiting to be saved.
At that moment I was thinking. I am too strong to let this happen.... I take them all and pull them fast for half a meter
Chris:What do you think you are stronger than me, or what?
She is radiant with joy, finally she met her match, the man of her dreams. As we were leaving the club together we make out and go to another place for drinks and the rest takes about an hour but is now very easy then she strips her clothes off in my car and it is a great lay.
- Chris
