This 43 year old milf wants me. What should I do? I'm 21.



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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 3:00 pm 
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Id rather fuck a warm grapefruit than stick it in that old hag, actually id rather fuck alot of other things too. Dude, once you pull down those panties i wouldnt be surprised if you are greeted with Kuato:

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Hahaha PERFECT picture to really describe how non-milf she is. But give the guy a break, he may think down on himself and have some self-fulfilling prophecies problems. Anyways, just study up if you need to, and go sarging my friend.


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i think the steak analogy was the best... i like the fancy steak too, but sometimes i just need meat


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I agree with the others that you should NOT have sex with this woman. However, that doesn't mean you shouldn't meet with her. Older women have money! You should see what you can get out of it. I'm not saying whore yourself out, but if she thinks that will get you to accept her, let her! If she says no, so be it. You can get much better dude!

p.s. As a last resort, go with jaegerbombers idea of fucking her in front of her husband, but also do something really nasty like hot lunch or a dirty sanchez. Then you can go and tell all your friends that you did that shit to a milf in front of her husband.

p.s.s Be wary, she does look like she could have an std


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I love how the community are like Fuck her then leave, or something attrotious and insensitive along those lines.

It looks like we have a new class of girl.. .. DIAR.

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i had her now i got aids i think u should go for it blinkant and your not 21 your 29 couse your my brother :lol:


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I think Kalc is a troll account...


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she isnt even considered a milf
Judging from all the responses, she's a mohlf (mum only he would like to fuck).

Dude, don't go there. You'll probably look back and regret it. Plus, paralyzed guys can be pretty unforgiving. What they lack in kick, they make up for in trigger-happyness.

On that note, stop being a homewrecker.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:56 am 
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not only shes not a milf! i would call this one minef- mother i'd never ever fuck. or u can call this one a miltuo- mother i'd like (to) throw up on!!!
just kidding man only it would be really hard to get "hard" :)


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rofl!

I say practice some PUA material and >> DIAR!

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It's going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway....


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I like how he hasn't responded yet...she may have paralyzed another man

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Hey!!

ive had a funny experience with meeting someone over the internet!

i got talking to some girl over the internet and we flirted too much! every line was working on her it was a dream! haha so anyway im a truck driver and just drive around my home city, (Liverpool UK), and got a delivery near her house, so being the cheeky chap i am i suggested that i come round and fix her washing machine (lame joke, but girls love irony, if theyre inteligent enough!!) so she said yeah come round, a little shocked at first so i though fuck it! im there!
so i got there parked my huge 44 tonne truck right outside her house (not very inconspicuous) and knocked on her door, at this point im fuckin shitting it!!haha but i like being out of comfort zone!!
she opens the door and she is about 20 stone...now im no one to judge but im not into that size of lady, but i went inside anyway had a cuppa, made my excuses and left! and could i drive that mutha fucker away quick enough!!! nooo!!! haha

anyway i learnt a coupe of things,

1) the photos are usually the best theyve got, and also if theyre all head shots, she aint got no smoking hot body.

2) immence eagerness screams desperate, easy and ugly OBVIOUSLY

3)you say that you dont know if you should meet her, BUT YOU WILL NEVER FIND, LEARN AND EXPERIENCE new situations if you dont just think fuckit what have i got to lose? she might just be the fuck of your life and teach you new shit you can use on other girls.

overall i think you should just meet her and screw her fucking brains out, she obviously want a young buck to nail her and shes gonna pull out all the stops to impress you, guaranting you a blindingly good fuck!

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Please dont do it, just DONT!
a) that picture, just no
b) like some1 said ealier she probs says it to loads of guys just to get nailed, u'll probs get a STD just from being in the same room as her lol.

if ur that desperate, get a male sex toy, and some good porn. If u want it for the experience/ education.... just use google!!!!

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