| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast |  | Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:52 am Posts: 97 Location: Lafayette,LA. | Now note:
I normally don't do the online thing, but here's what went down(Keep in mind, this chick is so fine, I "rocked up" watching her webcam!): She's 6'1, Strawberry Blonde, green eyes, nice ass and big tits that fuckin' defy gravity!....Truly, an amazing rack on the woman!
Daywalker :
Hi there!
Daywalker :
So are you really 6'1, or is that a typo?
HB10:
Yeah, i'm really that tall... most guys don't believe it till they see it...
Daywalker :
Really.... Well,I'm always up for a climbing a tree! (C+F here) I love women who are taller than me! (I'm 5'11) So as long as you don't mind wearing flats once in awhile, we can hang. How would you like to go out for coffee sometime in a nice safe public place? (that way I can get the hell away from you if you're crazy!)If so, hit me back on here!
HB10:
My favorite shoes is are flip flops or pumps, so you won't get any argument about the flats... I am NOT crazy,(Getting her to justify herself to me) and I would say that we could get together one day for coffee,(Here comes the shit test) but I don't know your name or which one you are in the pic... besides that, I really don't know much about you at all... how bout' if we start there and work our way up 2 the coffee...
Daywalker :
Okay,I'm the "good-looking" one in the picture.My name is Daywalker, and what would you like to know about me? I'm an excellent conversationalist,I am drug and disease free,I have an awesome sense of humor, I dress well, and my shoes match! Other than that, ask!(DHV Nicely played, don't you think?  )
HB10:
Okay then,...Is that your brother with you??? cause ya'll kinda favor... And you're both so cute! (IOI, attraction rearing its head?) What kind of stuff do you like to do???(Attraction from the target and my ego are a motherfucker!)
Daywalker :
He's my younger brother, and my "youngest" brother's nicknamed "Bear". That picture was taken at my uncle Ronnie's wedding.(I'm not exactly sure who was holding who up, because we were both pretty drunk!
[Before you go judging me you have to understand, there was a free bar!] )
As far as what I like to do: I like going to the gym, doing Martial-arts, reading a good book, cooking,Riding my motorcycle, driving fast(When I'm by myself), helping people, making people laugh, and listening to music. I just like being myself and having fun.
And now, could you tell me a little about you?
HB10:
I wouldn't judge you for being drunk at a wedding... most people at a wedding are drunk... I'm usually the only sober one around cause I don't drink... And if i do, it's only one...
I also like going 2 the gym... I take more of the classes than anything... my favorite author is Dean Koontz... I love to cook...being on motorcycles turns me on, love them...(IOI? A little sexual connotation here? I think so, I mean she is telling me what turns her on! Either that, or she can't afford vibrators, maybe?) I also drive fast as long as I'm behind the wheel... I get scared with someone else doing it... i like all kinds of music from country to rap or old rock... I like to go swimming, movies, bowling and pool...
Daywalker :
Good, see that you don't (judge me), we're not in court! So you don't drink, your favorite author's Koontz(I like him too,especially "Intensity", and "Twilight Eyes". Other authors I like are: Stephen King especially when he was writing as Richard Bachman, Iris Johansen, Lisa Jackson, James Patterson, Greg Iles, Stephen White, Nelson De Mille, Lisa Gardner, Tami Hoag and Peter Straub.) and if you like him, try reading some of the other authors I mentioned; or if you want, I could bring some of their books for you (I read a lot!). Since you can cook,I'll let you cook something for me,(Notice how I direct her into doing what I want! I am fuckin' indestructible!!!) and I'll cook something for you. As far as Bowling and playing pool are concerned, you are now my new little sister! We are so going to climb trees and drink Kool-Aid together! (C+F again, signifying that we would do fun things like little kids) By the way, are you any good at darts?
Note: I number closed her, and I am gonna get me some of that!
Any comments or criticisms on my game are welcomed!  _________________ Make the "Ho say no", remember fellas, a "ho" without any instruction is headed for self destruction!
Let them haters do their job, and you work their women like a job!
Don't talk so much, you'll make people hate you!
Last edited by Daywalker225xxxx on Sun May 25, 2008 7:53 am, edited 1 time in total.
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