Hey guys, I'm not someone who is especially shy at a club, but I've been reading some PUA stuff, but I never tried any of it before. I've been thiking of my own routines, mostly to use on people I already know a lil, but I guess I can use it on strangers too. Someone please read and give me comments:

(On a stranger, I would open with this, but on a friend, I can pop it up any time):

"I need your opinion on this, which is cuter, a pig or a wallaby?" (possibly add time constraint if stranger)

(I spend my summers and X'mas in Hong Kong, and the rest of my time in the states, so I don't expect them to know what a wallaby is).

Explain that "My friend is considering getting a pet next year, and she really wants to get a pig, but I told her that wallabies are really cute too, and now she can't decide".

If HB says "What's a wallaby"(very likely to happen), or "I think pigs are cuter", I would tell them my story:

"Wallabies are really cute, they're like miniature kangaroos. A couple of years ago, I went on a trip to Australia, and we visited this really big zoo, with kangaroos and wallabies hopping around the entire place. The wallabies look almost exactly like kangaroos, except they're this big *show with hands* and are darker. They're so cute, when you feed them, they don't just eat out of your hands. *ask them to put their hand out, likke they're feeding you* They put their lil paws on your hand, like this *put your own hands on hers*, and THEN they eat from your hand (start kino?). It's the cutest thing ever, I ran around feeding them, while my friends just followed me and took pictures (DHV?).

And then maybe name introduction? Or maybe I can immediately go with: "Now that I look at you, you're pretty cute... *paue* kind of like a wallaby, wanna eat out of my hand?" (neg).

Then I can leave and come back later... I'm not sure where to go from there, but I have a few things I can do, like 5 questions, cube (I'm not very good at this), and other tricks, "you blink a lot" etc. other ranom stuff.

*pause* kind of like a wallaby...
good.
wanna eat out of my hand. er, bit too forward, too soon? depends how the set responds.

By "Wanna eat out of my hand?" I don't mean to ask it in that way. WHen I do it, I'm gonna stick out my hand and say it in a way that kind of treats her like a pet wallaby, as a neg.

good stuff.

i'd change it to "you're not gonna start eating out of my hands are you?"

i might steal this

just curious are you taking the wallaby pet idea from 'The Game', or did you actually go to a zoo in australia?

honest to god, opinion openers will work regardless.
wallaby/pig
lies more
guys that wear pink shirt
cheating gf
etc.
they all do the same thing which is spark interest while opening a set, dont look into a single one too much, the opener is only the beginning of a set, the easiest part, put more thought into what to say after.

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