After a LONG time away from sarging in the UK Numpty returned to a local hotspot where the girls are seemingly 'easy' mainly ranked in the HB6/7 area I thought I'd break myself in slowly with 2 rounds to test and rehome my 'old' skills.

Again with everything I post it's true and to the point. I dont see why people need to make up stories, so if anyone wants more info on methods or routines I used to achieve the following please ask, I have no problem sharing because sharing is what got me to where I am, with the help of pros on this forum.


INVENTORY... Nothing except my phone and wallet (left all magic tricks and additional gear at home). Peacocking - well I had black and white trainers on, jeans and a tee with a logo not depicting much - in other words I had no intention of standing out.

So ROUND 1 - 'Approach and open...'

It's a pain in the arse that I cannot find the post I'm trying to refer to, to give credit where its due but CREDIT WELL DESERVED to the man who designed the "whats the difference between Hot and Cute opener". I used this to open about 8, 2-5 HB sets and it was successful every time. After the first 2 or 3 I started experimenting with "so do you think im cute or hot?" and they all replied with either until one said - "well I think your neither" to which I responded with a genious neg which came out on the spot and I'm so impressed because it worked... "oh come on play the game, I think that dress couldnt suit you any worse but I think your still cute, so humour me, pick one, Cute or Hot?" --- I can see a lot of occasions where this will blow up and get a bad response but it worked and she picked cute.

Anyway to cut a long story short all I did in these sets was open quickly, use people dancing as a "what do you think of that persons dancing?" to get started and then ask them their name... A couple of my boys were on call to help me out, so I created a 'cross arms behind the back" sign as a get out signal so when floating and seeing that one of them would come and say - "dude weve gotta go help blah blah hes not feeling good" - Gives me a DHV that I care about my friends more than the chick im trying to pull, and with that I succeeded in 6 number closes... not bad for 'rusty game'!!!!!!

ROUND 2 - "Stand and Deliver"

About 2 hours in I started to get a bit bored, the music was rubbish the girls we getting seemingly boring and I was ready to go home... I decided to just stand at the edge of the dancefloor watching my other 2 buddiess party on. I made a concious effort to smile at everyone that went by both guys and girls. I kept my head going in time with the beat and ever so slight movement with feet to the music but constantly smiling and in my own world... With no peacocking material I got opened by 4 seperate girls...

I started thinking 'is there a PUA forum for girls?" I got opended with a "can I get your opinion on something" twice and the other 2 times was the HB commenting on other girls dancing and looking stupid. (naturally i took the oppertunity in asking them to show me how its done and I got a semi-lapdance all to myself which did quite nicely). I was quite amused by this experience and am starting to think this might be worth a go every time I go out, because I was making them work on me.

Anyway, I shit tested 2 of them and then practically used all of my past experiences with women against them (turning away, looking like i was ready to leave, smacking my female friends bum as she walked past etc) and I was suprised that only one gave up and walked off, the other 3 fought really hard to regain my attention... I number closed 2, kiss + number closed the third and let the fourth walk off... How fun, I got picked up by a girl LOL!!!!!!

CONCLUSION - 'learning couldnt be more fun'

Leaving the club I bumped into a couple of the HBs in the carpark that I approached earlier in the night (seperate occasions luckily) one asked me about my friend and I milked it for all it was worth, that got me a free kebab and a cola. And the other literally ran up to me asking when we were going out to which I palmed her off and said, "look your a bit drunk go home, sleep it off and we'll chat tomorrow" - needless to say I wont be calling her!!

I think if anything I learned a LOT from this night, not only because I was a bit rusty but I've never been opened, let alone by 4 girls which although not stunning, they were actually quite 'cute'. 4 hours on I've secured 6 dates for the next week and a half... God I love this game!!!!!

Thanks to KA and everyone thats posted material on here, I dont think I could be where I am now without you guys!

Numpty