| Alright, first and foremost I'm new to the game, but have a lot of natural talent so here goes:
I saw this HB (at least a 8.5) and 2 of her girlfriends leaving the club I was at, and (the friends were 4.5 and 5 respectively; homely, no ass, no tits), so I was walking in the same direction to get to my car. As I was walking past, I said "Good evening, ladies." They responded by saying hi, and I hit the alarm and started my Escalade. The HB8.5 whom I'll refer to as Psycho from now on asked," Is that yours?" to which I jokingly responded, "Naw man, I jacked some fool in the parking lot, and I gotta get outta here before the peelers(the cops) come!" to which the fugly friend said" For real?" And I said "No, it's mine, I like to kid a lot. So where are you guys going when you leave here?"Psycho responded,"We have to try to get a jump, because my battery is dead." My response was (to the bogbeast of a friend) "Does she always just jump into people's conversations like that? How in the hell do you guys take her anywhere?" So after busting her balls and negging the shit out of her for awhile, I turned off my truck and said I'd give them a jump. At which point bogbeast tried to hug me and I said, "Easy there missy, I just met you, and I don't want you wrinkling up my shirt, so stay put while I have a look under her hood." Upon raising the hood of their Mustang, it was obvious to see that the terminals were all corroded and the battery was leaking. I informed them of this and told them that they weren't going to be driving anywhere. Psycho then said "Well why don't you give us a ride, don't you have room in that Escalade of yours?" To which I retorted, "Yeah, I got plenty of room, but I don't ever recall volunteering to give anybody a ride anywhere, and as far as I can recollect, I haven't even been asked!!!" At which point bogbeast and fugly both chimed in and said "Could you please give us a ride home?" And Psycho just kind of looked at them, and I said "Well, I thought by trying to give you guys a jump that I had done my good deed for the day, but I really hate to see anyone stranded, so hop in." As I was driving the two alleybats home they constantly went on and on about how nice my truck was. I on the other hand, asked who the mustang was for and Fugly replied "That's the car Chauncey bought for her!" At which point I just gave her the "one eyebrow up oh really stare" and said "Chauncey? Boy, you sure can pick em!" In his defense She stated, "Chauncey is nice, He's nothing like you!" And I shot back "Good, for a minute there I thought I was slippin'!" I arrived at Fugly and bogbeast's apartment and dropped them off and now I was alone with Psycho. She said that she wanted to apologize for acting that way, and I said, "Just see that it never happens again, cause I don't have a lot of patience for that." As I got to her place, I opened her(car) door and said,"Holler at ya later!" and she asked "Don't you want my number?" and I said "What in the hell for? I never said I wanted to call you!" And outta nowhere, she starts crying her fucking eyeballs out. She then proceeds to ask me why don't I like her, and I said I like her just fine, but I can't stand her pissy attitude, and that I was going to let her get back to "Chauncey". Maybe he would put up with her Bullshit, but I wasn't going to! Once again she apologized and said that she was sorry. She then asked me to come with her and that she promised not to act that way anymore, so I said "Fine, but I can only stay a minute."I walked in, sat on the couch grabbed the remote and started flipping through channels. She walked into the bedroom and said that she was going to change. I then said"Into what?" She then walked out in a seethrough negligee and said "Into this,do you like it?" I then responded,"Nope, I hate it. take it off." And she was surprised when I said it. I then said "Well if you're not going to do what I wanna do, I'm leaving!" I pulled out my keys and stood up. I started walking towards the door and she said, "Alright, I'll do what ever you want, just don't leave me."
(Now in the back of my mind, I had 2 thoughts going at once. Thought 1: I'm gettin laid! Thought 2: This bitch is slightly crazy, but I'll deal with crazy after I'm done roasting that ass!)
We went into the bedroom, and I basically grudgefucked the piss outta her ass! I hit that ass so hard I had bruises on my thighs and pelvic area( and I'm a black dude!) when I was done. She said that she had never come so hard in all her life.
Now here's my problem. I can't get rid of her stalking ass! I can't scratch my fucking nutsack without her being there! She is worse than an lovesick puppy! I have tried everything I could think of to piss her off (Including telling her that I want to fuck her in the ass,which coincidentally didn't work!)such as acting like a complete asshole, screwing one of her cousins, her sister and two of her friends, but no luck. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!
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Make the "Ho say no", remember fellas, a "ho" without any instruction is headed for self destruction!
Let them haters do their job, and you work their women like a job!
Don't talk so much, you'll make people hate you!
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