Smoothest close i've ever pulled--need help on stick point



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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:38 pm 
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Ok this was probably the smoothest # close i have ever pulled, it was flawless. I'll explain the sticking point after the field report.

--Ok, i saw this 3-set, 2 HB8's 1 HB9, sitting at a table in the club, it was pretty early, 9-ish, so it wasnt too packed yet. I was standing around with some buddies, and made eye contact with one of the 8's.
held eye contact, and then put a shocked look on my face and approached her from the front.
Me: Wow. I almost wore the same shirt tonight!

HB: Well its a good thing you changed your mind then haha.

Me: Yeah for your sake, you would have looked terrible compared to me.

HB's: hahaha

Me: Hey guys, i can only stay for a sec, b/c me and my friends are getting shots in a couple minutes, but while im here, i need your female opinions.

HB9: On what?

Me: wow, is she always this demanding? I just met you guys!.....Btw, tell me your names in alphabetical order please.

HB's: Haha ok, I'm Britney, this is *some-name, i forget*, and this is Michelle. (michelle is the HB9)

HB9: Whats your name?

Me: Always with the demands! You need to be taught some manners! Give me your hand (she gives me it, and i slap her wrist with 2 fingers"

Me: my name is Brad though btw

HB's: hahaha.
HB's: Ok so what do you need our opinions on?

Me: Ok, what do you think about guys that wear pink shirts?

HB9: (pipes up right away) It depends on the guy! you MIGHT be able to pull it off.

Me: fair enough, you seem like fun, can i show you a cool trick?

HB9: ok, lol, what is it?

Me: Ok give me your hands (I stole this from style, btw, she puts her hands in mine) Now stand up, (now i rotate 180degrees and sit down in her chair) I just stole your chair!

HB's: hahahaha
HB9: haha you jerk, give it back (playfully pushes me).

Me: why, i know thats not what u want.

HB9: yes it is, how would u know?

Me: cause i can read your mind.

HB's: yeah ok BS, haha

Me: Ok how about this, if i can't read your mind, i'll give you ur chair back and buy you all a shot. But if i can, You have to buy me a drink.

HB9: deal, ok what am i thinking right now?

Me: No, thats not how it works. How were you in highschool math? You can add...right?

HB9: shut up! Of course i can add!

(i take out a pen, and scribble down the work "carrot" on a napkin, i dont let them see)(I'm about to do the carrot trick, im sure most of you have heard of it)

Me: Ok, im going to ask you some questions, and i need you to answer them all as fast as you can, like dont even think, just asnswer.

HB9: k.

(I do the carrot trick, she says carrot, i show her the napkin saying carrot on it)

Me: See? I read your mind!

HB9: Pfft, that shouldnt count!

Me: so your demanding, and you dont keep your word?

HB9: giggles, ok fine (she grabs ,me by the hand and takes me to the bar, and we get two shots on her)

Me: (at bar, we are now alone) Do you want to play another game?

HB9: Ok!

Me: Ok first draw me a picture, of anything. (give her a pen, and grab another napkin)(She draws a heart, so i know its already sealed now, )

Me: (I take the picture, look at it, then say): Ok draw another one, here is a hint (draw 7 underscores)

(HB9 giggles and writes down her number)

HB9: was that just a scam to get my number?

Me: no, it was a scam to get your number and a makeout (start kissing her)

Me: Ok my friends probably think i died, thanks for the drink, maybe if your lucky you will see me again tonight.

HB9: Ok! i hope so!

Then i leave.

My sticking point: What do i do when ive already closed a girl, but she keeps coming back to me all night for more attention, i know i can easily turn it into a f*** close, but how should i transition it?

Also, what do i do, when ive closed a girl, and i can tell she likes me and is watching me once in awhile, and she see's me close a different girl?
How should i deal withy that?

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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 12:12 am 
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fkn pro...


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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 8:48 am 
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SICK! Though I can't help you with the sticking points.. but respect for the pick up!


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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 12:05 pm 
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OK. This is how I would transition it.
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After a while of being a typical social butterfly and going around meeting as many girls / guys as you can (this will get her worried), ask her if she would like to join you for a long drink at the bar (this is a test, there is definately some attraction if she wants to converse with you over a long drink).

[Order some nice cocktails]

Start talking about her background, where she's from, her life, whatever. One of my favourite ways of doing this, particularly if she is from overseas or elsewhere, is to ask her to sell to you why her country/town/suburb is good. For example, I was talking to a Estonian girl once, and the conversation went a little like this:

Me: So, what's cool in Estonia, sell it to me!
Her: Well, there's Tallinn, which is a really nice modern city, though it still retains its historical charm... etc.
Me. (Interrupt her) Yeh, but it's basically just a backwards hole that only horny backpackers visit right (I'm grinning at her, not insulting her).
Her: [slaps my shoulder] No, it's really beautiful.
Me: Yeh, I'm sure it is. [very sarcastically, yet playfully] I'm just glad you got out!
Her: Aww that's nice...

That's the gist of it for a while, just talking about our respective home countries...

Then, my mates wanted to go, so I said I'll go with them. Make sure the destination is a well known club / bar / location and get your target to bring her friends with her. When it's time to get into a cab, say this to your target: would you like to take a cab with me? If you have escalated well, she will agree. Be sure to assure her friends that you will catch them up when you get there.

Once you're in the cab alone with the target. Start kissing her very sexually. This is the moment where she will decide that spending a night with you is a better prospect that hanging with her friends. Break off the kiss and tell the cab driver your adress. When the girl asks you where that address is, just say something like: a little place I like to call home.

From here on you should be set for a very fun night. Best of luck - feel free to post questions!


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OH yeh, I forgot the encouragement! You did really awesomely in that initial section mate. That's almost perfect bar game. Congrats.


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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 9:39 pm 
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thanks man, i really like that "sell it to me" part.
And i think i will try that cab thing too.

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Can you explain this carrot gambit or link me to it? I searched for it but coudnt find it :( also did you bring the pen with you or just picked it off the bar or something?


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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:32 am 
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smooth mother fucker, respects man, lol


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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2008 6:08 am 
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Can you explain this carrot gambit or link me to it? I searched for it but coudnt find it :( also did you bring the pen with you or just picked it off the bar or something?
Firstly, i always carry a pen in my pocket, but if i need one i usually ask the girls if they have one first, and if they dont im like, "oh, hold up. I have a pen!" Cause ive been called out with things like,"Why do you bring a pen to a bar?"

And ok, the Carrot trick is one of my fav's, it goes like this.
-->Either have a pen and write down carrot on a napkin but dont show them, or have it prewritten on paper in your pocket.
-->Then ask how they are at simple math, this is usually a good opportunity to neg too.
-->Then tell them your going to ask them a series of questions and they need to asnwer instantly, there not allowed to think (then i usually practice a couple times, i'll say, "name a color", "name a city" and if they think too much like some giorls too, and arent snappy, then i bail out, cause it doesnt work well if they are slow at responding)
-->Ok so when there ready, start asking them simple math questions, i always ask these:
-Whats 1+5?
-whats 2+4?
-whats 3+3?
-whats 4+2?
-whats 5+1?
-->they will obviously say 6 ever time, then ask
-Name a vegetable
-->like 95% of the time they will say carrot as long as they asnwer right away with out thinking much. Then show them that you wrote carrot down, and they are usually impressed.

**A good way to do it is after they say carrot, take the paper and just put it in their hand and close their fingers over it, then walk away. Theyn they will read it, and most of the time run after you being like, "How'd you do that!?"

**A fail-safe way would be to have 4 pieces of paper with different popular vegetables in 4 different pockets and just know where they are, that way you can still pull it off if they dont say carrot, and also, if her friend is like, "i bet you couldnt do it to me now", do it tpo her, and i guarantee she will pick something different if she was there when u did it the first time.

Its an easy little trick that you can have fun with, although alwasy have a back-up line ready in case they are in that 5% that say something fucked up like "butternut squash" lol.

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that's some damn smooth stuff there
respect!


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Major props, brother! butternut squash, hahahaha


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smooth man, very smooth.

If she sees you around another girl, I would just play the game, not try to pick her up, but casually talk to her. With the original girl, you may have not sealed the deal, so don't leave yourself alone for the night. If she really wants to talk to you, and she sees you around another girl, she will make an attempt to be prominent throughout the night. That is, she assumes that you are not just another guy who tries to get with every girl in the club. My guess is that by judging your technique you can put the ladies in the icebox. So no worries, just play your game.

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nice pick-up mann, VERY WELL DONE!!!!

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Great pick up, very pro. I'll especially remember your opener, that's gold!

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