Hey!

I just came up with this opener, and I wanted some feedback from you guys! Haven't field tested it though, and I don't even know if there even is an opener like this already.
Obviously only works in clubs, bars, partys ec.

ME: Hey, are you drunk?
HER: Yes (ME: Haha I thought so, drunk people always tell the truth!), (other variation possible?)
No (ME: Aha, you sound like a bad liar), (What?! You're really bad at lying you know )

Go into the 5-lies routine. When she fails, bust her balls on it

Share your thoughts!

you can open with anything at a party and it'll work.

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With this opener you just have to be careful that you don't come across as asking if she's drunk so you can take her home. If you really wanted to run with this I'd work it like this...

Me: (huge smile, patting on shoulder, and sluring slightly) "Whoooooo! Are you guys drunk?"

HB: "YEA!"
Me: "(Keep high energy, and slur a touch) Awesome!!!! What are you celebrating" etc etc

HB: "No..."
Me: "(Drop smile, lower energy, and drop the slur) Me neither (pause, look her int he eyes then smile) Get this..." DHV story about being DD or something.

It could be a lot of fun! I've pretended to be drunk to match the alcohol level of a target but I've always felt like being sloshed is a bit of a DLV.

Go sexual !
For instance:
ME: Hey, are you drunk?
HER: Yes
ME: Haha I thought so, you had a gaze that I'd seen only on girls who had a lot of beer or... a lot of sex...

ME: Hey, are you drunk?
HER: NOOOO
ME: Oh my little dear... I was wrong... but... let me tell you the truth... you had a gaze that I'd seen only on girls who had a lot of beer or... a lot of sex...

Im not sure about the "dear" part, that sounds kinda creepy and old fashioned? Other than that, those may work great.

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Surely that difference must be seen in the field. Here in Italy and in my fields it works great. And in any case it should be said with a 'joking' attitude. Not only 'joking' to tell all the truth, but even confident, as I wrote in my Lay Report of today.

I agree... from experience. I wouldn't use opener.

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Don´t think it will work.

I can recomend "I would have considered you pretty OK if I wasn´t gay" if you talk to a really hot chick

Ross Jeffries "I can make you fall in in love with anyone here tonight" is a great attention getter of course

The problem is, what do you do after she says "Really, how!??"

Please tell if you have any good ideas.

cool

As TD says..

Isolate

personally would never use this as an opener. not shutting it down but as said it leaves room for a huge amount of offense no matter how said. if she is tipsy and u say it as a joke she can still take it as ur acting drunk, hold ur liquor. also abit sleazy coz if she says yes all her friends will be like 'o he wants to fk her, lets get away from him'

yea, big no dice on this.
for one, it's a yes/no question, so where do you go after that.
and also as others said it would be easy for a girl to take offensively, save it for a takeaway.

I could actually see this working after building some rapport, but not as an opener. Generally women take offence when comments like that are made (whether playfully or not). Women don't like feeling visibly vulnerable, and being 'drunk' is a big vulnerability. After some rapport later on it could be used as a playful neg, after you've qualified yourself.

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I don't see the point of this. It can come across as creepy.

if you talk to some girl and neg her: is your eyes always this shiny or is it just that you are drunk.

if somebody wants a drink, get her water and tell her I like the way you are right now.

I know another opener with "are you drunk?", but I haven't tested yet...

Me: "Hi, you have drunk quite a lot of JB..."
HB: "Well, I actually drank vodka..."
Me: "So, as I'm a policeman, I will have to breathalyze you...Come on, blow!
HB:"Haha, where?"
Me: "Well...where would you prefere to blow?"