| Guys! The community constitutes the single most valuable, untapped psychological resource on the planet. I feel like leaping on top of the nearest tall thing, doing the I-just-scored-a-touchdown dance and shouting out "FUCK YES BABY!"
OK. Yes I am a psych geek. But I don't care. I'm loving this.
I'm also one of those guys that independently developed crazy pick-up stratagies very like the ones that Mystery + the Ross-ster cooked up.
Hats-off to those guys. Very smooth thinking.
I'm very tempted to take their seminars just to meet them. In fact, yes please, info on up-coming seminars with the Masters would be appreciated.
A demonstration of my own skills? OK. OK. Twist my arm.
No playing about. No teasing. This is the most powerful psych trick in my arsenal. Lets call it the "Ultimate Passion Explosion". YUPE. I like that. Rolls off the tongue.
I've already picked her up. Rapport + trust have already been achieved. I've already gotten multiple IOIs...
Out of the blue I come out with: "I can change the past. I can help you go back in time and grab missed opportunities." (said in a whistful tone of voice with a grin)
"Sounds crazy huh? - You probably wouldn't even want to try to do something as obviously, foolish and impossible as that. (Taking hold of her hands, drawing her close and looking deep into her eyes as you say this)
"Do you have a boy in your past that you loved with all your heart, but you never got to kiss?" (Yep. This is a given.)
"What was his name?" (Said in genuine want-to-know tone of voice)
"How tall was he? Show me where his face would be in relation to you. Pretend you're touching his face. Where would his face be?" (Position yourself so that your face is at the same height as his would be)
"OK. (still looking deeply into her eyes, put her hands on your shoulders) Close your eyes and picture his face in your mind as clearly and vividly as you can. Explore the details of his face. Re-acquaint yourself with every contour and line of his face. What were the things about his face that you loved the most?" (Asked as a rhetorical question)
(I almost never get to the last bit. They know what's coming. They've usually launched themselves at me by the middle of the last sentence. Which is a shame cos the last bit is the kicker)
"Say his name out loud. Say it with passion."
"Now lean forward and kiss him."
I'd reccommend being very careful with this. The first time I tried this I tried it (stupidly as it turns out) in a public place - a nightclub. The girl was much smaller than me, she was sitting on a tall stool and I was standing beside her.
I kid-you-not, this tiny chick, in one movement, pulled me off my feet, pushed me down onto the chair and climbed on top of me. She tore my shirt open and seemed to be trying to touch as much of my body as possible, as quickly as possible. Maybe 20 seconds later the bouncers were pulling her off me and telling us to get a room. It scared the bejeesus out of me at the time.
I have a couple of other things that I think are pretty cool. If you think that YUPE was useful or interesting, let me know and I'll share.
Loving this. I'm probably gonna walk around with a big goofy grin on my face for the rest of the day.
Stay cool dude-a-roonies! SLUT.
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