Are you guys ready for this? Watch how stupid I am.

Saturday night, I go out to the bar/club place near my house. I just bought a cool, new car which is a cop magnet so I decided not to drink that night. Keep in mind this is a first for me - I hardly ever go out to a bar/club without drinking at least a few beers, and I never tried to sarge without drinking at least a beer or two.

Anyway, I wouldn't really call this sarging, but I met up with my buddy, his girlfriend, and like 5 of his girlfriends' friends. Two out of the 5 friends were hot, so they were the ones I was interested in (duh). I just play it cool and introduce myself to them all, including the not-so-hot ones. I was just basically chilling out and having a good time, and ALL of these chicks were flirting with me and dancing with me.

First I take HB1 and start dancing with her. I was grinding on her and rubbing her and stuff (I suck at dancing, but she was really into anyway). She kept touching me when I wasn't dancing with her, and it was obvious that she was into me. After a little while, I just walked away to go find my other friends, and to play it off like I wasn't that interested.

I find my buddies girlfriend, and she asked me if I hooked up with her OTHER friend yet. I had no idea that I was supposed to be hooking up with the other friend (I'll call her HBTALLCHICK). I told her that I was dancing with her other friend, HB1. I think she was trying to hook me up with HBTALLCHICK though. Both HB1 and HBTALLCHICK are the two hot ones that I mentioned, keep in mind.

So after I realize that I'm supposed to be going for HBTALL, I start going for her. I dance with her, and she's into it too. I'm rubbing her up on the dancefloor (I think I was moving too fast, but I guess it's better then not going for it at all, right?). HBTALL eventually moves away from me to talk to one of her other friends, so I start flirting with HB1 again, lol. I notice that HBTALL is now giving me looks of jealousy.

To keep the story short. I was 100% sober, I can't dance, I never danced sober in my life until Saturday night, I never went for chicks before without at least a little bit of liquid confidence in me before, but I did it all that night, and they both loved me.

Fast forward to the end of the night when the band stopped playing and we were all leaving (this is the part where I'm oblivious to the blatently obvious signs). I'm talking to HB1, who is suggesting that I give her a ride home:

HB1: I think maybe I can get a ride home with newman
UBCOCKBLOCK: No, it's cool I'll give you a ride
ME: Whatever, I'll give you a ride if you want, it's up to you
My drunk buddy: Hey HB1, why don't you come to my house and party with me??
HB1: Um, nah I'm tired, I'm sorry
My drunk buddy: Fine, whatever
HB1: I'm sorry, really, I'm just tired
HB1: Newman, are you okay to drive (as she's giving me the DDB eyes and caressing her hair)?
ME: Ya, I didn't even drink tonight.
HB1: Okay....well that's good....
HB1: I like your hat
ME: Thanks, alright well I'll talk to you later (I give HB1 and UBcockblock a hug)

(the conversation was actually much longer, and the signs were VERY obvious that she really REALLY wanted to get with me, but I shortened it to keep the post short)

I then give HBTALLCHICK a hug, and she say's "bye newman, I'll DEFINATELY be at your next show with the band".

So I leave with my drunk buddy.

Now, at the time I did realize that these 2 chicks were into me, but I thought that maybe they were just drunk and flirting with me (which they were). It wasn't until I got home and smoked a bowl before bed that I realized HB1 WANTED ME BADLY . She was giving me IOI's out the ass, and she kept talking about how I was getting home, and how she was getting home. It took some good ol' THC to really get my brain working properly. I have to admit that I'm a very big dumbass, and I'm oblivious to the extremely obvious, lol!!!!

Keep in mind that I NEVER took a chick home with me in my life, so I'm not used to this stuff. I'm 26 years old now, and I had a LTR with one chick for 7 years, and I've only been single for about 1 1/2 months now. I can tell when a chick is flirting with me, but I'm not used to taking them home.

The good thing is that I know that I will see these chicks again, because they are the singer of my bands' girlfriends' friends, and they come to a lot of our gigs. And if anything, the fact that I didn't take the one chick home with me makes me look not desperate (either that or it makes me look like a dumbass or a pussy, lol).

Eh....FUCK I'm stupid

Great post Newman. Just take it as a learning experience and remeber so next time you completely close the deal. What kind of car did you get?

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Haha, ya I hear ya. It was so in-my-face obvious that she wanted it, and I didn't even realize it at the time. My stupid ass was thinking, "Hmm, maybe I should ask her for her number....Nah, I'll probably see her again sometime...." Duh, but she wanted to come home with me. The funny thing about all that was I wasn't even trying. I showed basically no interest to both girls, and I didn't try any game whatsoever (except flirting with the one to make the other one jealous).

Supposedly, my buddies' girlfriend is trying to hook me up with HBTALLCHICK, so if anything, not taking her friend home would make me look more appealing to her. But, I'm just pissed because I didn't get laid when I could have.

I am proud of myself because I did all this sober, which was a first for me. Even though I haven't gotten any ass since I broke up with my girl a month and a half ago, I'm still doing okay with the ladies. I don't really try and spit game, I just be myself and apply a few things here and there from PU (lol, maybe I should apply more stuff, then I'll get laid more often).

Anyway, I got a mustang. One of the newer model ones.

When i have people come into my store and tell me they will be back I generally do not believe them. When they are there in person, the goal is to close while they are in my presence because it makes it much tougher to close after they have had time to think about it. I try to keep this in mind when i go out. It helps when I can associate it with sales.

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i have a similar problem kind of i tend to ignore everyone and live in this littile bubble of my own sometimes when i am driving somewhere by myself i sigh and wonder what is wrong with me any suggestions as to how to break myself of this i am not affraid to approach woman i got that down just right in the middile of it all going all so well i just turn and walk away weird huh