I messaged a girl on facebook with the wig opener i saw on here...she replied which i took as an IOI but her bitch shield was up high...heres the convo

Her:

It is my real hair, if I was to wear a wig I would make sure it would be alot thinner then my real hair believe me! OH my goodness me I can not believe you have asked me that who are you anyway? I thought my hair looked alright in that pici I didnt think it looked weave like, you cheeky git!!!

ME:

lol that's awesome! I'm totally making you my bratty little sister. ur a feisty lil'one missy... im curious, but thats all your getting.

Her:

BRATTY LITTLE SISTER are you having a laugh. Do you not think it should be the other way around, I mean you look about 17, come on now its one thing to be rude and ask "Am I wearing a wig!" it is another to be persumptious and think that I am younger then you. And even if you are older then me .... where was you goin with "feisty lil one missy" I mean I know Im tiny in size but you jus seem to be out to ruin me.

i used the line about the bratrty sister someone else posted because i was stuck lol, now im not sure where to go from here, any advice would be useful even if its juts to evaluate my actions for the next time

My Reply:

Ruin? Not at all...destroy might be a better word :-p

im older than 17 thanks for the compliment though

I was going to add you my friend list but i'm having second thoughts we seem to be too much alike... do you get along with people your age/younger/older?

lol u read my post, thats the line that i used. yo so far this is going good (shes negging you back) here is a better reply that i pick up from someone here:

your so cute when you try to be funny. (then insert something here to lead the conversation)

Hey bro, maybe you can help me with mine:

[START]
me: are u wearing a wig........ or is that ur real hair?
her: wtf do i know you?!?!
me: Oh well it looks nice anyway. Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!
her: i dont know you. and i dont even poke people i know so yea.. who are you?!
[END]

that was your post lol, good shit man, u got some skills.

with yours i think you should answer her question, if its facebook, check out her profile, find a group she's in, add yourself to the group...say u found her in there then neg her like i ws just lookin through and saw your picture...your hair looked 2good to be tru so i just had to ask....or something like that

hope that helps

reply to the message i sent...

her: I get along with most people. I dont think that we are alike at all, I am much more polite and nicer. Well you can add me if you want I wont say no, I wont be losin no sleep if you dont add me though.

hahaha. Thats an IOI my brother!

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Jason Statham in London:

"I'd much rather regret something I'd done rather than something I was too afraid to do."

"Life's too short to be a pussy."

been fluffing...i have a big problem....i need to turn this round...the last message she sent to me after some fluff talkin was

I think any chance of us havin any sort of relationship started and ended with you askin me "IF I WAS WEARIN A WIG" along with your patronising attitude. Im goin offline now, maybe the next time you msg me it should only be to say that you have relaised the error off your ways and have added me I dont see the big deal. Hope you have a nice day.


i assume she wants me to message her back as she said so...but do i take that as an ioi or command?how can i got from here,...i think the wig opener offended her ahhaahha

Well wat was the last thing that you sent before she sent you that message?

here is the rest of the convo, i tried to hold frame as much as possible

Her:
I get along with most people. I dont think that we are alike at all, I am much more polite and nicer. Well you can add me if you want I wont say no, I wont be losin no sleep if you dont add me though.

Me:
your so cute when you try to be funny. i get along with most people as well...and you say we aint alike :-p

Where are you from?

What you waiting for...add me!

Her:
Is your facebook faulty or somethin, if you want to add me, add me believe me I can be very stubborn when I want to be I am not goin to add you. Im from ********, you?

Me:
My facebook is fine...i emailed you so its only fair in an equal opportunity society that you add me love!

ohhh have you got one of them annoying accents :-p? im down the road in ******!

what do you do with yourself in these long days?

Her:
Yeh my accent is strong thats one thing I cant deny. But bein a ***** an all yours cant be that good on the ears either, unless your like the rest of my friends and have had an acsent transformation from goin to uni. I'm a suppot worker in *****, for people with speacial needs.

And NO I am not goin to add you I think you should stop tryin now cus it aint guna happen, jus be a man for once in your life and take the first move.

Me:
hahah not at all. my accent is very weak, most people can't tell im from **** unless i say bus!

how cute you even type with a **** slang "a ***AN ALL yours cant "

see now how we suppose to have any type of relationship if you can't see its the right thing to do!?!

Her:
I think any chance of us havin any sort of relationship started and ended with you askin me "IF I WAS WEARIN A WIG" along with your patronising attitude. Im goin offline now, maybe the next time you msg me it should only be to say that you have relaised the error off your ways and have added me I dont see the big deal. Hope you have a nice day.

I looks like you where holding that issue of adding her for too long. something similar happened to me recently. when she said you could add her you should of said something like "hey i dont just add any random strangers, can i atleast get to know you a little better?" then tell her to name 3 things that would want to make you get to know her better, act like if her answers were some wat ok then say "alright, ill send u a request..."

shit...never thought of that....any ideas on how to reopen?

Thank you dude. I used these exact lines. I'll let yall know how it turns out in a minute.

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Jason Statham in London:

"I'd much rather regret something I'd done rather than something I was too afraid to do."

"Life's too short to be a pussy."

shyt easy way out would be to add her, or send her a request then a funny message. like "heres the add, but i have not relised the errors of my ways, as i am never wrong........ even when im wrong. :p"

done w8in on reply

hahahahah i email closed her hahahahah....just fluffing now playing the question game, then im guna go for an email close

I'm not big on this opener