The winning responses to this thread are as follows:
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Papi Lindo
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Don't forget to bring her parents, obviously you have to disarm the obstacles. Also, toss in a neg here and there until you get some IOIs and then break into isolation. If you work it right you should end up F-Closing the shit out of the target. If you can make the "marry me" feel natural, she will be putty in your hands. It's the ultimate statement of interest! Rings are like drinks..DON'T BUY HER ONE! Play the five question game and make a bet.
OMG, I figured out how to have her ask you "to marry me." If you win, she asks you (and pays for the ring) and if she wins you ask her. This is such a cash routine you defintely cannot go wrong. From here just run the usual stuff. Make it clear about MLTRs...yadda yadda yadda. I don't think you anything to worry about.
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Hobbit
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I really hope this is satirical. Why not do something special for her, like a romantic dinner, and put in a fortune cookie "Marry me now or your dog gets it". It's a statement, with a false takeaway. The takeaway being the dogs life.
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Rain3131
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its a joke guys chill... i like the "i dont wanna get blown out of a set!" that got good laugh out of me. are u really getting married tho?
For acknowledging that it is a joke.
But the best advice is by
Impact. Good work buddy, If I was actually getting married, I would seriously consider your advice.