I prepared this for another non-PUA website and it turned out to be funny, as well as helpful to those just starting out, those new to the game or those who never learned to begin with. Yep, you guessed it that's most guys. Hope you enjoy it.
In the future women are likely to make more money than you, and have as much if not more power.. It's just a fact of the modern world.. So it pays to learn how to meet them, let them know that you're available and that you are ready, willing and able to do your part.. Now of course you could just do like a friend of mine and play the numbers. He walks up to one, asks her if she wants to get naked, etc.., if she says no he moves on to the next one.. In other words he doesn't give a shyt about women, and they know it (that's why he sleeps alone most nights).. But occasionally he gets lucky.. If your ego can stand the abuse go for it.. But if you're like me, you want who you want. And you want an experience from a gal that will give you a hardon when your laying on your death bed just thinking about it. Not just whatever easy skank that happens along. Might as well jerk off and look at a magazine or something.. You know, like you did when you were 12 years old. So....
Here are a few tips from a former Truck driver who's been married twice, dated everything from strippers to wealthy gals, and has spent more lonely nights than he cares to mention. All before the modern PUA movement and the widespread availability of the internet. Ever heard the old saying about necessity being the mother of all invention?
Women like older men.. There's a reason for this.. Older men know women, and generally have more resources.. And they don't get frustrated and disgusted every time a women doesn't fall at their feet. They're also a known quantity. So if you're young, ditch the overbearing bullshyt, consider yourself in training and realize you've got a handicap. You're day will come. So will plenty more women. In the meantime hang around women and make as many friends as possible.. You'll increase your chances of getting lucky immensely. Remember, the guy that gets laid is most often the guy that's around at the right time.. If you aint around, you aint gettin' laid, you're getting a stronger bicep. There's a happy medium of being around too much, or not enough.. Pay attention to her and her cues and she'll let you know exactly what to do. Relaxed is cool, pushy isn't. Remember she has a life too, and she needs to fit you somewhere into her social picture to start.. Remember a woman's world revolves around a social network. And they are alot better at it than you are. Think of it like getting a job, and in the end the reward is a promotion onto the Sealy Posturepedic +. Also keep in mind life isn't fair. You need to play the game, and let her win. When she wins you win too.
1. Be well groomed.. And go easy on the cologne. Desperation is the kiss of death with women. If she senses desperation or that she's the only fish you're frying, she'll turn off like a light switch and you'll be stuck working out alone.
2. Be nice and polite at all times.. They'll be plenty of time to take out your frustrations in a constructive way later.. Besides her daddy maybe loaded. This should not be confused with not exhibiting alpha male type body language, and a comfortable relaxed manner. Gaze into her eyes like you're trying to look through the back of her head. It literally destroys their will to resist every time and will gain you a tremendous amount of respect from them. Couple with a half assed smile and a cocky funny attitude and you can't lose.
3. Know which women are immature, dense or trouble and avoid them at all costs.. They will apply the same set of standards to you. Smart women are the best women.. Big tits, and Barbie doll looks are nice.. But they don't always make the best experiences.. Trust me on that one.. Do yourself a favor, leave other men's wives alone.. It's probably all he's got.. You, on the other hand think in much larger terms. If she even smells married, find a better target.
4. Do a realistic assessment of yourself in the mirror.. Are you overweight? Do you slouch? Make changes. Push ups 3 times a week is a good place to start. So is cutting back on the fast food, etc.. When you walk into a place act like you own it. Glance at every attractive woman there.. You're letting them know I'm here, and yes you want to notice me. Constantly strive to change aspects of your life that put you in conflict with women. You like working 150 hours a week, and keeping women in their place? Learn to like exercising your arm as well, and watching other guys getting the ladies to pay their bills instead. Among other things.
5. Talk alot, and to as many people as possible when in public, etc.... Consider it training.. If you don't cultivate the art of conversation you're going to be lonely for along time.. Buy a good book and a dumbell.
6. Be patient.. There are a number of reasons why women, especially the higher quality variety are cold initially, and you shouldn't confuse this with disinterest.. Here are a few..
a. They want to make sure you are not jack the ripper..
b. They want to make sure you can handle it emotionally, and wont turn into jack the ripper..
c. They want to make sure you don't eat people.
d. They don't want to wreck their lives or the relationships they already have..
It's all about becoming a part of her social network, then building attraction, rapport and trust. If you can't build trust with a woman, you wont be alone with her.. Go to the bar instead and find a drunk girl. And to the doctor regularly to get a checkup.
7. Be honest.. Honesty is always the best policy when it comes to women.. You aren't good at making new buddies, especially girl ones? Say so.. She will be impressed and will help you.. She may even have a few lonely girlfriends..
8. You've got to be hungry. Learn to enjoy the chase.. It's half the fun but usually the most excruciating part for guys.. Women love it. If all you want to do is get your rocks off, get a towel and some lotion.
9. Find activities where there are women.. You like hanging out with the guys at the pool hall, or down at the local bar arguing about NASCAR, plan on being lonely.. Commonality is the key.. You make it 100 times more difficult to hook up with women if you don't have anything in common other than 'hey, I want to jump your bones as soon as possible'.. Women aren't stupid, and you can't afford to be unless you like watching Leno alone every night and paying your own car payment.
10. Lose the bad habits.. Look women in the eye when you talk. Make her break the glance. Learn the art of the half assed smile, and keep it on your face most of the time.. Joke about sex, yourself, or the world.. Never about her or the female species.. It's OK to make fun of her, in a lighthearted way. Make fun of yourself too. Always be indirect when talking about sex, especially when you don't know her very well. You're a guy, she already knows that you want to bend her over the hood of your car or you wouldn't be wasting your time. Look up the word 'ambiguity' and learn to apply it in conversation.
11. Learn to take a hint.. Carefully observe what cues she's giving you.. Women are a game of indirect communication, body language, etc.. When it's time to leave, or take this up at a later time, excuse yourself, go home and fantasize about her then plan your next excursion into enemy territory. She's probably doing something similar. Actions speak louder than words. If she's not giving you any cues, she may come around, she may not. Be a good sport, and know when to move on to greener pastures. And always leave her with some way to get in touch with you, if something changes.
12. When she wants it to happen it will. She knows, you don't. Play along and keep coming back, if you can.. Think in terms of sound bites, a little at a time. You need to have time to reflect, and so does she. Remember you're trying to get laid, not rejected because she didn't want to do you in the dressing room on aisle 6 within 5 minutes of laying eyes on you. Think in terms of weeks and months, not days.. This is a partnership, not a dictatorship. The only women that a dictatorship approach will work with are usually damaged goods, or quickly boring and aren't worth the trouble..
13. If she gets annoyed, or tells you in a round about way it ain't gonna happen, it probably ain't.. Move on, or retreat.. Things could change and you probably will never know why. So don't beat yourself over the head about it.. She maybe trying to do you a favor. Like keeping you from getting beat up by a squad of Marines and dumped in a dumpster someplace.
14. Genuinely like women.. If you don't like women, they will know it. Don't waste your time. Go to the whorehouse instead, or go fingerfuck your toys and wish you had better plans tonight.. Never get mad at a woman you're trying to seduce. Treat them like a child instead, act distant, or ride off into the sunset and tell her you'll call her, etc... You want to reward good behavior as you see it, not bad. So does she.
15. Be a gentleman.. All that stuff about nice guys finishing last is just that, bullshyt.. Women like confident men that can express themselves, not assholes. But when that's all that presents itself, they sometimes take what they can get.. Could be you instead. They don't like playing guessing games anymore than you do.
Let me share a little psychology lesson with you..
There's a big difference between how you see yourself and how the rest of the world sees you.. Most often you're much harder on yourself than others are.. Knock your self image up a notch.. If you think you're not good enough, not handsome enough, or not big enough, etc.. you've just defeated yourself.. People you meet are not in your head, and they aren't thinking about this.
One more thing about not being big enough? Women don't care, unless you got part of it chopped off by your last girlfriend.. You'll just have to trust me on that one.. That's why God gave you a tongue and fingers.. Women love to be kissed.. Gently and passionately. If the woman you're with doesn't want to be kissed, and you're alone with her it's not a good sign. Offer her a ride home or let her out on the side of the road in a lighted public place preferably. Because you're probably getting played.. Oh yes, so you thought you were the only player on earth, huh? Nope.. Consider her a dope and not worth your time. You have no obligation to be her therapist or chauffeur unless she's paying your bills.
16. If you're attracted to a woman and you're alone with her, touch her (in a non-intimate place like her arm, knee, hand, etc..).. She'll get the idea and will help direct you to a better place or two.. Never apologize, you don't have to apologize for being a man and having manly desires. If she resists, etc.. stop and consider it a victory that you have something in common.. Remember, be patient above all else.. It's May 5th.. What's wrong with getting laid in June or July especially if she's worth the wait?
17. And remember there are no guarantees in life.. Easy come, easy go.. Don't sweat it, and keep the antenna up. Think situational awareness.. The next opportunity is right around the corner.. Practice makes perfect. It's not easy for anybody. And making friends can sometimes be as rewarding as making lovers. Women want to like you.. You just need to help 'em a little bit. In return they will rock, and vastly improve your world.
It's time to declare the 'battle of the sexes' officially over, at least for you anyway, and its' time to claim your booty...
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