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I went on vacation for a week and didn't have access to my phone. I got home today and found out my girlfriend got wasted and fucked some guy. I'm not supposed to know yet, she wants to tell me herself (apparently she's super upset?) but one of my friends told me anyways.
I was depressed for about a while. But I'm not anymore. Isn't it funny how a broken heart doesn't hurt??
She plans to tell me about this on our next "date" next weekend when she gets back from vacation.
Something very similar to this happened a last year and I think I accidentally created what I call the "Cheating Whore" routine. I didn't think I'd ever use this again, but i guess I'm getting a good routine out of it. Props to Kassy and Alexandra for being lying cheating whores
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Step 1: You have to play it up as if you don't know. She can't know you know about it.
Step 2: Be just a little extra sweet to her. I sent her a couple sweet text messages and told her the thing i liked most about her was that I knew we had trust. The goal is to make her know she was being a whore.
Step 3: Forget about liking her, or hate her. The best way to do this specific routine is to force yourself to think it's hilarious. You'll understand in a sec (maybe you could use some nlp for this?)
Step 4: Set up a meeting. The more people who witness this the better. I did it around 2 of her friends and their reaction was incredible. I can't imagine what would happen if her whole social group witnessed
Step 5: Make her feel it
Whore: "Hey, i really need to talk to you about something..." (The only time i "tested" this she was saying it too me and started to cry. You can tell when it's coming. Pretend you don't)
PUA: "Its ok. You know we can talk about anything" (probably just say something comforting. Look her in the eyes. It'll make it all the more painful to tell you)
Whore: "Well, the other night, i got really drunk..." (She'll make excuses. Keep your face unreadable until she's done. get ready to destroy her.)
Here it comes, are you ready for it???
Stare her in the eyes, and
LAUGH IN HER FACE
laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. trust me, it feels good
PUA (i cant remember exactly what i said, but it was something to this effect): "I know. I've known since it happened and i knew you would. It's because you're a whore. Thats what whores do. And you know what's funny about whores?? They kiss and fuck more guys than they'll ever remember, but guess what? No one ever loves a whore. No one gives a shit. You think i cared about you? Do you think anyone ever cared about you? You're just a dirty whore, a piece of meat for guys entertainment, but no one ever cares about a whore. You cant hide from it. It's what you are. So stop pretending you care, or that i care, or that anyone cares. You're just a whore, and always will be. Have a nice life, if you can call it that."
She just looked at me, and i smiled back at her. her friend slapped me (i didn't feel it) and i walked away, head high and smiling, got in my car, and drove home.
She got rushed to the hospital to get her stomach pumped that night. I think i should take the credit.
What do you guys think? any comments would be helpful. Lets make the "Cheating Whore" routine a group one. I think every man should have it.
Congradulations, you've hit rock bottom.
You are vengeful, scared, bitter child, truly a pathetic excuse for a human being. If I didn't believe in re-habilitation, I wouldn't mind if you died so long as you had an organ doner card to help some more worthy lives continue.
However I'm not like that, and I think it's important that everyone has salvation. (It's sporting to keep competition going.) So I'll give you some positive feedback.
Statistically your positive traits are on the rise becuase it's highly unlikely you could get any worse.
Edit: I would actually hospitalise you if I had the chance, I actually am furious with you. Ask around you'll find I am one of the more peaceful members on this board. And it really is hard to express the contempt I have for you.
The damage and problems you have caused this girl are unreal, she will be feeling that one for years to come. You seem proud that you have driven (an obviously very young and therefore VERY insecure girl, to such a length)
I've read alot of shit, alot of mysoginistic bullshit, alot of homophobia, class elitism and racism but this is the first time in a good while I have actually felt revolted by what someone has posted and their apparent mental state. What you have posted, is ir-responsible, cruel, petty, and hateful. I have never said such a thing to anyone on this forum but I would quite happily break your legs for what you just did. Not to teach you a lesson, purely cathartic, I would take great pleasure in hearing your screams and listening to you beg.
I don't think I have been this angry in about 3-4 years, and in saying that I don't think I have been angry with anyone in particular for about a year now. Hopefuly this will communicate the seriousness of your actions.
She gets drunk and fucks one guy, you call her a cheat?
That happens while she was drunk, she is clearly upset and you, betray her so easily, toss her aside so you can stab her in the back and pretend you are the top man?
You were the one who was unfaithful, you disgust me.