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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:14 pm 
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This is a list of number closes I have done on tagged (It's like facebook) I will keep trying new things and keep this updated.

Enjoy.

Me: WOMAN

HB: Yes?

Me: Go make me some food.

HB: Eat my pussy

Me: You wish.

HB: I do.

Me: Try not to touch yourself over me.

HB: I already am, was dripping

Me: Ew.

HB: Oh, okay..

Me: You know what i could really do with right now? you know them apple pies from mc donalds?! OFFT, THEY ARE SO LUSH!

HB: I have never had one :( My friend had one once but it looked really messaaay

Me: You're missing out, this is what's going down, we'll go to starbucks (cos costa is a shit hole) we'll talk about how we're going to fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed together. then we'll go to mc'ds, munch on apple pies like we haven't eaten for a year. but your paying because i paid for starbucks, fair? then after this we'll go on a long romantic walk to nowhere (cos i'm a top guy) then if you're lucky we'll go back to yours and do the "adult ting"

HB: I was thinking more on the lines of this..
We go to Starbucks, you pay because you get a job of being a model.. I get all your money.. We go on holiday to Italy and argue about our FIFTH kid's name. You propose in Mcdonalds, because ur cuuuute xoxo
We get married in Starbucks and everyone loves us. The End.

Me: Whoa whoa! don't get ahead of yourself woman! first things first, type your number in.

HB: My number? Whoa, bit full on :/ Impress me and you can have it.

Me: Suck my fucking dick! AND DIE ON THE FLOOR DROWNING IN MY CUM. Type that shit in.

HB: 075.... bbycakes xxx


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:13 pm 
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Me: Rare to see someone with a Lana video, interesting. AHHH APPLE PIE FUCK.

HB: :) shes good i really like her style.
and what you jabbing about apple pie for?

Me: She's so unique, she doesn't do any high pitch shit like everyone else. well i'm having some munch and i'm getting sooo stuffed paha! but you know what i could really do with, you know them apple pies from mc donalds?! OFFT, THEY ARE SO LUSH!

HB: indeed :) although i was shocked the video involved loads of making out, like thats what alot of pop peoeple do..
what are you eating, anything decent? and not gunna lie i've never had one, not a fan of apple pie paha!

Me: It's all about her voice forget the video. i don't have a name for what my mum makes paha. you're missing out Harriet! this is what's going down, we'll go to starbucks (cos costa is a shit hole) we'll talk about how we're going to fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed together. then we'll go to mc'ds, go on mad fucking munch on apple pies! but your paying because i paid for starbucks, fair? then after this we'll go on a long romantic walk to nowhere (cos i'm a top guy) then if you're lucky we'll go on a hectic shopping spree whoop!

HB: yeah okay fair.
i dont know the difference between starbucks and costa, i only order hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows and frankly they both taste the same. ;D there would be no need to argue ive already got the kids names planned and my hubby's just going to have to lump it :) I DONT LIKE APPLE PIE I DONT WANT TO EAT IT. and if were shopping, then your paying. 'gucci gucci, louis louis, fendi fendi, prada' ♪

Me: You need to have a certian feel for these things c'mon harriet, costa is such a shit hole! whoa whoaa, don't think so sweet heart! TOUGH SHIT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME BITCH! hmmm we'll have to see about that. listen i have to go, type your number in and i'll give you a text sometime.

HB: 078..... i like NEVER give my number out but you seem interesting, so yah, dont fuck about


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:25 pm 
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Me: WOMAN!

HB: I swear i was like, mesmorised by your picture! Hahah

Me: I'm a beast, what can I say? You know what i could really do with right now? you know them apple pies from mc donalds?! OFFT, THEY ARE SO LUSH!

HB: I've never had one of those, I've witnessed someones tongue getting burnt on one, put me off for liife!

Me: Don't be such a pussy! haha, this is what's going down we'll go to starbucks (cos costa is a shit hole) we'll talk about how we're going to fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed together. then we'll go to mc'ds, munch on apple pies like we haven't eaten for a year. but your paying because i paid for starbucks, fair? then after this we'll go on a long romantic walk to nowhere (cos i'm a top guy) then if you're lucky we'll go back to yours and do the adult ting LIKE A BOSS.

HB: oomgg. :').
Im gunna fucking like you, mister! Hahahahaha

Me: Whoaaa easy there :') listen i have to go, type your number in and i'll give you a text sometime.

HB: 077...... :)


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:09 pm 
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This is one of my favourite number closes, it just shows how easily you can turn things around.

Me: Adorable.

HB: random!;) hah

Me: Do 1.

HB: Lol..

Me: It means, fuck off.

HB: Pathetic

Me: Standard.

HB: Whaat?:L

Me: You know what i could really do with right now? you know them apple pies from mc donalds?! OFFT, THEY ARE SO LUSH!

HB: Hahahah! Your probably the most confusing and randomist person ever! :') but aaah well, yeah they are lush!!

Me: Standard. This is what's going down, we'll go to starbucks (cos costa is a shit hole) we'll talk about how we're going to fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed together. then we'll go to mc'ds, munch on apple pies like we haven't eaten for a year. but your paying because i paid for starbucks, fair? then after this we'll go on a long romantic walk to nowhere (cos i'm a top guy) then if you're lucky we'll go back to yours and do the "adult ting"

HB: Hahah! That sounds fair! But I want a hot chocolate with whipped cream on top from Starbucks!

Me: Whoa whoaa easy there! paha i always have mocha with whipped cream, it's my fave drink from there except the frappachinos omg next level shit. listen i have to go chelsea, type your number in and i'll give you a text sometime.

HB: Hahah! You make me chuckle!:') and hmm.. I think Il stick with the hot chocolate! But yeah, take my number and drop by sometime! 078....


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:17 am 
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You don't need to post all of these. Its the same thing just new girl, maybe if you were picking them up differently every time, id see a point in updating a thread. But really you just posted the same thing 4 times.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:49 pm 
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You don't need to post all of these. Its the same thing just new girl, maybe if you were picking them up differently every time, id see a point in updating a thread. But really you just posted the same thing 4 times.
Have you read them properly? I've handled each situation in a different way. I needed to see where and why this works. i've got so many number closes from doing this, i can't even keep up. i'll work on something new when i want more numbers.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:12 pm 
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What is this "tagged," you speak of? Are you sure these are real "HB's?"


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never met her before HB 8 her sister cuts my hair this is after adding her on FB that first line i found on here and its gold and i swear after u use it every time they see skittles ur in their mind!!


ME
***** I'm trying to lure this girl to hang out with me with candy. just wondering do you like skittles or MnMs?

HB
Skittles;)

ME
just putting it out there that I am buying a 2 kilo of skittles you better like them. I dont need them I'm already sweet enought

HB
So you sweetening me up;) has **** told u im a bitch;)

ME
No she didn't are you? I'm sure ur just a warhead bit of a bitch at the start but if u put up with it you turn sweet!!!

HB
Sounds like u know me already haha

ME
I want to know u better at the moment your my third favorite *****

HB
Third?? Who 2nd and first lol

ME
Don't worry your not last I would have chosen skittles! Do you think you can move up in the ranks?

HB
Lol as long as I'm not last.. Maybe I think I could b better than 3rd? Haha

ME
As soon as I get my skittles as bait we can find out!! (famous girl with same first name) was a bit of a bitch last time we partied so u have a chance

HB
Haha ok as long as you have the skittles;)

me
once i have skittles i get ur number Then we can go out and you can try to move up the ranks!! Or you could just kill the other *****

HB
Haha I'm surprised you havnt pinched it of my sister;)

ME
Now that's just stealing and where's the fun in that

HB
True.. 0******* don't b sending me dirty pics during the night lol

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:44 pm 
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What is this "tagged," you speak of? Are you sure these are real "HB's?"
You can use your own initiative and google it, before you ask stupid questions.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:01 am 
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Hey Cold I got a question for u.

First off let me say that I haven't used tagged before but will look into it.

I'm Impressed by how you number close on the net. I don't have much internet game as I do regular day game. So how do you approach all these HB online? You seem well experienced I would like to hear your approach.


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What is this "tagged," you speak of? Are you sure these are real "HB's?"
You can use your own initiative and google it, before you ask stupid questions.
No need to get defensive dude.

Actually, what was I thinking? Lines like like "Suck my fucking dick! AND DIE ON THE FLOOR DROWNING IN MY CUM," Definitely work on hot babes. Especially on the internet.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 1:39 pm 
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Hey Cold I got a question for u.

First off let me say that I haven't used tagged before but will look into it.

I'm Impressed by how you number close on the net. I don't have much internet game as I do regular day game. So how do you approach all these HB online? You seem well experienced I would like to hear your approach.
On tagged it's mainly about your profile. make your profile the DHV, once you do this you can literally open with anything, it really doesn't matter as long as it's different and catches her attention. I always open with one or two words, i tend to keep the opener short.

I open with:
Freak
Hmmm..
Woman

Do not give them any compliments, they already get that from 100's of guys on there. Be different, i mean who seriously opens with "WOMAN!". once you open you can talk about anything, say the craziest or subtle thing you can think of and practice to see what works and what doesn't.

I hope I've helped mate.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:57 am 
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Cold,

I'm amazed by this man, I just tried it and got awesome results with a number close from a HB9. This is how the conversation went:



Gamble: Adorable.

HB9: lol what is?

Gamble: i am of course ;)

HB9: haha riiight

Gamble: You know what i could really do with right now? you know them apple pies from mc donalds?! OFFT, THEY ARE SO LUSH!

HB9: haha go get one then

Gamble: this is what's going down, we'll go to starbucks (seattles best is a shit hole) we'll talk about how we're going to fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed together. then we'll go to mc donalds, munch on apple pies like we haven't eaten for a year. but your paying because i paid for starbucks, fair? then after this we'll go on a long romantic walk to nowhere (cuz i'm a top guy) then if you're lucky we'll go back to yours and do the "adult ting"

HB9: hahaha wow.. umm yeah i'm not really sure what to say to that lol

Gamble: well lucky for you i gotta go out it some friends rite now so type your number in and i'll give you a text sometime... and maybe by then u will have an answer

HB9: haha how could i say no... 5XX-XXX-XXX

Gamble: haha alright i guess u have a lot of thinking to do... ttyl

HB9: lol yeah bye

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:34 pm 
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I'm amazed by this man, I just tried it and got awesome results with a number close from a HB9.
You're welcome mate, i've posted these routines for you to break it down and figure out what works and what doesn't. Next time try and use my routine as a template and completely change it to suit your personality.


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I dont know what kinda hb9 you are banging but your way seems pathetic. It just seems like you are trying to be a little tough guy. This shit isn't even C&F. But apparently you are banging them as you say, so goodjob.


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