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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:08 am 
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Here are a few of my favorites:
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ME: Haha! You are damn lucky. Congratulations!
HB: Uh Why?
ME: Because I was just thinking about you! :P
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So what kinda trouble has jenny been causing today?
This bombs on hotter chicks. Advised on HB 8 and below after a day 2
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ME: We need to talk, dude! (yes, I use dude)
HB: What?
ME: I think I'm pregnant. :P
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ME: OMG, did you just see the news???
HB: No, what?
ME: Haha! GULLIBLE! I hope you don't ever take candy from strangers, too... :P
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Haha! Made you look at your phone for nothing. Man, do I have you in check! :P
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Holy shit! A chick fight.
(she'll usually keep replying with stuff like really?, where at?, who's fighting?)
wait about a half hour... then go into Mystery's girl fight routine:

IDK, they were fighting over some guy named Herman! I mean really, would you consider dating a guy named Herman?
that's all off the top of my head.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:55 pm 
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delghtman, that is what I am talking about. I am prob going to use all of those. lol

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Well, you could make it according to the circumstances

For example, I modified/combined some common text openers for a girl who was working, as follows:

Me: Hey! I really miss you and want to see you badly BUT the security guard wont let me into the building. Can you escape?
Her: Hahaha how cuute. I miss you too.
Me: Aww you can't? Well, at least I just made you look at your phone. Looks like I got you in check ;)
Her: Hahahaha ohhh my bad. maybe after work?


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:13 pm 
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I like the opener about licking toes and ankles. I would like to hear more of what guys are saying to open over text as well. I generally over think texts and try to be clever cocky/funny. Any good texts that will generate attraction?? pls post.
LOL, I dont think he included licking her toes in his routine.. Foot fetish much?

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you "so i was thinking... lets rob a bank, i need a partner.."
her "what?" or "ok lets do it!" or "id b down if i wasnt illegal!"
you "Seriously i need a partner... are you driving or shooting? :)"
her "haha im driving" "ill do the shooting im great and handling guns :)"
you "pick u up tom" or blah blah whatever from there... but this1 is golden.


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This is a perfect opener for a girl who has lost interest or one you haven't talked to in a while. It works just about EVERY time.


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you "so i was thinking... lets rob a bank, i need a partner.."
her "what?" or "ok lets do it!" or "id b down if i wasnt illegal!"
you "Seriously i need a partner... are you driving or shooting? :)"
her "haha im driving" "ill do the shooting im great and handling guns :)"
you "pick u up tom" or blah blah whatever from there... but this1 is golden.


Duke
This is a perfect opener for a girl who has lost interest or one you haven't talked to in a while. It works just about EVERY time.

I also tried it. Send it to 5 girls. got 4 positive responds ( 1 didn't get it....)
It is a funny opener. :D

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i used that ankle opener... it worked like a charm.
thanks mate. ill be sure to use this alot more often!


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