So I stopped reading the initial post about halfway through because it got painful. No diss OP , we're all friends here

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But yeah , the ninja basically nailed it:
Quote:
"Hi, here's a rhetorical question.
Yep, I'm trying to be humorous and still talk to you.
Still trying to keep this convo going, here's another pointless question.
Here's several other even more boring questions.
It's now obvious that I'm just trying to keep your attention with random bullshit.
Hey, you seem disinterested, I'm going to try to be funny again to win your approval.
Now I'm going to be quiet because clearly you are avoiding me since my approach was weak."
If you feel you're running out of material just bail. It's better to bail now rather then sticking around and making it awkward for yourself. Anyway , I read this line here , don't know who came up with it but it's golden for both opening and bailing.
So say you open this girl and feel like you dont really have anything to say anymore. You wanna bail , but you wanna do it in a way that doesn't make you feel stupid.
*you're opening..blabla
more bla bla
you start planning the bail
bla bla
You: So anywayz , I saw this cute girl this morning who almost went though the main door (-I'm not an english native so I hope you understand this. what i mean is that she banged her head in the door.). Was that you ?
Her: *giggle* no,must've been someone else.
You: Yeah , sure it was. A'right , see you around. And don't go around banging your head in any more doors.
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Then , when you see her again you even have a good opener.
"Any more doors giving you trouble?"
Needles to say , be humorous about it. This is how I do it if I run out of material.