Steve,
the e-book is actually called Copy Paste and Bang - the basic ideas are:-
make your profile funny but honest - keep it brief
select who you write to carefully - sort of pre-screening so you get sexual girls
be prepared for lots of rejection
move on if they are not interested
be humurous at nearly every stage
get their number quick so it moves offline asap
tell rather than ask them to meet
Fairly standard stuff and generally it's a funny read - the guy has a way with words. here's a sample of something you can use as a profile - he suggests making up your own funny ones.
"Dear Santa,
I think you need new glasses. I asked you for the woman of my DREAMS, not the George Foreman grilling MACHINE. I know that a woman loves a man that can cook but you forgot the woman!
Oh yeah! Will you come back and get the reindeer? They are leaving me presents of their own all over the lawn."
and an example of a first email...
"Hey Smiley!
I was checking out this POF site and found your profile. Being a porn star really isn’t all that it is cracked-up to be. The pressure really gets to me at times, and I’m sure you can understand. Can you imagine people yelling at you while you are having sex? Talk about distracting! I’m hoping in time that you’ll see past my 10”, and see me for my inner beauty as well. It’s true that many of us porn stars aren’t too bright, but I made it through the 10th grade, and I think I’m able to communicate Goodly.
OK Seriously though, I'm single, educated, 36 years old, 5'11 and 195lbs. For the last 4 years I’ve worked as a land planner for a local engineering firm. I’m fit, and play hard as I work hard. I enjoy spending time on the road on my Harley and traveling. I have a photo (or ten) to send you if you would like! When I'm not beating up the elderly and stealing their money I'm out with friends having fun. If you are interested in perhaps chatting let me know. I hope to hear from you soon and thanks for your time.
Smiles,
Beaver
PS My sister is a Medical Assistant up in New York, too"
Here's a link to a download - worth checking out
http://rapidshare.com/files/350003681/C ... d_Bang.pdf
To be honest I think that I need to test the "midget porn star" funny profile on POF as a test (I'll adjust my area/location to England)- I live in Switzerland and the 'pool' of decent looking women online is severely restricted to say the least. So far in the land of cuckoo clocks NO ONE has commented on my profile text. I better try POF.
Oh one last thing - i was watching a video with my young daughter and thought a line used in a film could be fun to try as a headline or subject line - "50% warrior 50% lover 100%...chihuahua!" It may need adjusting. I'll try that too