Thanks, guys, for the advice. I have run into a slight roadblock. Here is the conversation thus far:
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Her: are we related?
Me: Is that your best attempt at flirting with me? Try harder
Her: Why would I wanna flirt with you if I think you're related to me~? If we ever got married though you wouldn't have to change you're name to mine cause you already got it!
Me: You're a funny one. Cute, too

. I hope we're not related!
Her: i dont think we are....but that's what i was asking! I love how you spell it with 1 "t" only, don't you ever get sick of telling people that, ******* with 1 T!!!
[She requested to be my friend]
Me: Totally, I usually introduce myself as "* ******* with one T". I figured it out; you must be my long lost evil twin!!! Too bad...you can't hit on me now because it turns out we are actually related ;D.
Her: no we are not related. I would have known about you by now.
Me: Looks like I'm in trouble then, huh?
Her: lol, what do you mean?
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Disclaimer: I'm merely having fun with this person. I really don't care if anything happens; but I am curious to see where it goes.
That being said, WTF?! Either this girl not understanding my BLATENT flirtiness, or she is fucking with me. I obviously haven't been playing strictly by the "online sarger playbook" (if there is such a thing), but I feel as though I've made my flirtiness quite apparent.
Any other suggestions?