I tried out that ex-husband routine on this HB (Perfect Internet Game. WOAH.)

I started off with:
heyyy, after rigorously looking over your profile for a few seconds, thought you should know that i have already married and divorced you in my head. thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories; like our honeymoons in Rome and Cancun, and the funnier ones like when you drunk dialed from your bachelorette party apologizing about the strippers lol.... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-husband,

P.S. keep the house in Hawaii, but half of our money is mine; according to our prenup

She didn't reply, but she did friend request me. I messaged her "give me one good reason why i should accept you" Looking back it was pretty harsh. Three days later she messaged back:

HB: "Hey what's up? I'm sorry but I don't remember you. "

Fauxhawk: "Good, now I don't feel so bad about not remembering you, haha. Your very pretty, but your not my type. Hence, me being your imaginary EX-husband, and we divorced because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember?"

HB: "No where did I meet you?"

Where do I take this?

I definitely think you were a bit too harsh with the negging. At the risk of beating a dead horse you should really save that as a last resort online.

Though to be honest she doesn't seem particularly quick witted. You might have more fun just moving on to someone a bit more clever

Fist off you are not even getting close to getting mix singles. Secondly negs very rarely work. Third if you don't want to loose this girl, you better answer her question to you. As you will loose her if you don't answer it.