My self-summary
You ever seen that scene from Animal House where this douchebag is at a frat party playing some pansy song on his guitar about boneless chicken or some bullshit and some girls are loving it? Yeah, and you know how Jim Belushi smashed his guitar? That's what I think of when I see dumb ass Jack Johnson/Dave Matthews wannabe assholes playing their guitars in public. That's the kinda guy I am.
I was born in NYC, grew up mostly in rural PA, then went to Philly for school. I moved to NY from Philadelphia back in fall 2009. I'm on a quest to acquire aesthetics and currency.
What I’m doing with my life
"Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself" - George Bernard Shaw
Recently left the airline industry to work as a Membership Consultant in the fitness industry. If you need a spot, come to MY gym. While working in fitness, I'm also pursuing my own aesthetic goals.
I would now like to take the chance to apologize for disregarding females while I was too busy acquiring aesthetics.
I’m really good at
Pec Dancing (see:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4FWrja-W24)
and low kicks (see:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeMZMF7KGv0)
And for you dudes browsing my profile - I'm really good at stealing your girlfriend (if your lame overweight ass had one! COME AT ME!!)
The first things people usually notice about me
DATASS
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My New Year resolution is to read one new book every month. Gonna look mostly for "self-improvement" stuff and stuff relevant to work...
I tear through my Netflix queue, mosty 80's and 90's movies that I missed out on before, usually really campy B-movies.
As far as music goes, I like almost everything, but I don't get fanatical over one genre or artist/group. But I do think Coldplay should be illegal.
I'm not picky about food, but my favorites are noodles and curry from all countries.
The six things I could never do without
Gym
Caffeine (coffee, tea, pills, pre-workout)
Carmex
Bacon
iPhone and apps
Protein Supplements
Hates:
Grammer Nazis - Please do something constructive/profitable with that English major. You know, Hallmark's probably gonna give you good money to write some cards.
That stupid fucking Bostonian accent.
Dyke-spike haircuts
People playing music on their phones in the subway
When I buy a bag of air and there are chips in it
People who talk on the phone while they "work out" and people who do curls on the squat rack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Aesthetics and how to be a sick kunt (and not a hard kunt)
Unfortunately the only people mirin aesthetics are other dudes... smh
On a typical Friday night I am
Being a sick kunt, maybe a mad kunt. Probably in the the club chewing GUM. Or blazin. Either way, my shirt's coming off for an AESTHETIC night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If it were acceptable for men to wear leggings as pants, I totally would. I also relate to the unforgivable guy on YouTube.
I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 18-50
Near me
For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
DO IT!!
I don't know what pisses me off - girls discriminating based on height like they're super models or some shit, or girls demanding "proper grammar" in one of the most international cities where English isn't everybody's first language... (especially if they claim to have a thing for accents - LOLLL)
Honestly, I dont really have many pics where I have clothes on...