Go ahead.

A Couple come to mind.

1. Whiskey Dick. Such a sure thing with this ravishing brunette, we were having so much fun, we drank ourselves near fucking blind. When it got to the naked part, it was like trying to shove a wet dollar bill into a Coke machine. Her slobbering all over my junk doing her best attempt at a revival wasn't helping.

2. The one time I was fucking stupid enough to try skinny jeans. It took me so long to try to get the fuckers off, she laughed so hard her pussy dried up and then she fell asleep.

3. Once while doing anal, pulled it out to discover a free cookie on the tip.

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While i was fucking chick at bar's wc which was just a single wc, so crowd started knocking door and we had to stop fucking. I said to my chick try to act like u puik and make some noise which she did and we went out. There were fucking 4 chicks waiting for wc and it was emberassoing but i could do it anytime lol

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I was seated at a bar, next to a girl I'd been chatting with for a couple of minutes. As I started to swallow a drink, I started to randomly cough. That made for a whole spitting mess, and I needed to keep coughing. I started to stand up, and slipped and fell straight forward, landed on the ground and knocked a fat chick down in the process. I'm still coughing and trying to stand up, and knock back into the SAME fat chick and we both go right back down to the ground.

It takes a lot to embarrass me, but that did it. I left immediately after, and never went back there. Nobody probably remembered me ten minutes later(other than my girl, and the fat chick), but I just didn't want to. It was sadly the best Irish pub in the city.

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Tried to sex my friend's girlfriend mid 2012. Got a whiskey dick after drinking too much. When we got to the sex part, I can't get hard. She asked if she was the problem, I said no. She ended up blowing my limp dick forever until I got bored because I could only feel little sensation because it was soft and there's no feeling that I would cum anytime soon. We didn't continue.

So ashamed can't even act normally whenever I see her, worse if she was with her bf who is also my friend. Glad I haven't see that girl since 2013. Good ol days. Can't believe it's been years now. Time flies so fast.

Embarrassing, hmmm....
Must be all the sets I tried to open with "Excuse me" before I read up about pick up.

And what I now find embarrassing is that my co-workers are aware of my lifestyle.
They know Im dating several girls at the time and the men who are in relationships are obviously jelaous.

But, I do run in to them clubbing from time to time.
And they have this predone image of me being a "pimp" and all that.
And if they see me without a girl I can feel how they're thinking Im all talk.
Which is fairly embarrasing IMO.

Or, if Im having a good time in the beggning of the night and Im walking around with 2-3 chicks on my arms displaying preselection for the entire club.

And then I loose them, the club gets crowded and the guy/girl ratio is 10 to 2 I find it harder to get in that zone.

So if I see some of the girls who displayed obvious IOI's in the begning of the night after the club closes and Im walking around on my own thats REALLY embarrassing too.

Just my oppinions though.

I have had whiskeydick several times with girls aswell. But I find the social conditioning things much more embarrassing then not being able to get hard due to natural causes.

I was so bad with women that I approached a woman one time, and she was with her boyfriend.

Instead of being intimidated, he just found the whole thing funny, and kept encouraging her to keep talking to me when SHE didn't want to talk to me, because I was boring, and I was such a loser.

Also, I was so socially clueless that I had no clue that they basically were making fun of me and laughing at me.

Looking back now it's one of the funniest things that ever happened, I can't believe today that I couldn't see it, but back then it was quite traumatizing.

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I went up to a set of two blondes. Before I could even say anything, they made stinky faces and said "Ewwww go away.. we don't do asians. you guys have small dicks" - If i say it didn't hurt would be lying. It was embarrassing but what can you do. Attraction is never a choice and ignorance is incurable. I just soldiered on and gave them a smirk and went to the next group.

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1. I feel for this one girl at the bar that I work at, and while I was having a conversation with her after work, one of the other guys I work with yelled "SHE HAS A DICK!", and sure enough you could see an imprint through her skirt -_-


2. Found a lost phone for a "woman", she/he proceeded to rape my face with his/her face; later found out that he/she was also a tranny


3. I've had horrible luck avoiding trannys

4. Please help

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Eh, cockblocked by the girls grandmother in a one night stand situation....the girl lived with her grandma...

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I got plenty fubar stories but I'm going to give you two embarassing one. We'll go Crescendo.

#1 :" it's the french guy I've told you about "

I was living in london, living the life and taking the benefit of living in such a cosmopolitan city.

Needless to say I was dating every nato's nationality : English, swedish, norveggian, russian but more particulary AMERICANS . American ladies are my favorites ( if you want to know why feel free to read that https://goo.gl/UCk5UH )

I was seing 3 american ladies : 1 from Boston, 1 from a town in Maryland and one from Buffalo. all lovely ladies here abroad.

One evening my mate calls me and invite me in this bar in Shoreditch because their is an american student event ... American > students > OFF WE GO GET DRUNK THERE !

I was smoking when MARYLAND came to me. " Oh hey youre there oh cool * kiss * - see you in a bit "
Then my mates introduce me some chicks that he brought outside and BUFFALLO is in this group.

I thought at first that I was all sorted and that I would DEF get laid tonight. but then the two chicks I was dating that were actually buddy - theyve talked a few times with each other. Well anyway later on I was kissing Buffalo ( or giving her CPR who knows it was probably not pretty considering the alcohol ) when I pulled out to light my ciggy MARYLAND came and went " oh you know each other ? " and BUFFALO went " it's the french guy I told you about ". at this moment life stopped and went slowmo - then it came back and I was in a middle of shit storm.

Then came BOSTON, I'm like fuck you god, like if it wasnt enough. but BOSTON waited for the two chicks to leave and she came and she smile and said " if you want to touch me tonight, keep your hands on me or on your balls, I dont do sloppy second " so not all was lost.


#2 " MOM GET OUT "

I was 17 years old and I was playing yoyo with this chick at school and though she wanted a relationship I was okay being the official Highschool douche and didnt wanted to commit so I kinda used her to experiences thing ( Well I was an ass but eh, I was 17, Im somewhat better now) - so one day at my mom's place she handcuff me to the bed and was blowing me, which was absolutely fine and she was good at that from what I remenber it was a fun time.

But my mom went sick at work and came back early, I was expecting her at 6 but she came at 3PM.

" hey did I heard a noise ? "
" Naeh keep calm and carry on "

Door open :it's mom.

So the girl freaks out grab the duvet and wrap herself in it, legit. So here I am naked with no duvet and a boner, handkuffed telling my mom to get out with hand tight and absolutely stuck here. she then left and close the door.

The longest 5sec of my life.


Bonus one : talking bout naked exposure : I was in BETTERGYM in Covent garden and I loved to go to the sauna after the sport sesh. though most of the time it was fast bastards in there once I found myself alone with a cute chick in. She started talking to me, so we chatted for a while and I offered to take her number and she accepted. I was naked with only a towel around my hips and I was passing in between her and the stone to get out to grab my phone when my towel fell. I explored options :

- Cover yourself : naH it will make it more awkard.
- Grab the towel : too risky next to the stone and It will make it awkard too cause Ill have to go doggy style to grab it
- Just take a breath and do like nothing happen : I went for that.

I went out to the locker feeeling LAAAAAAAAAAAAME and I could still hear the broad dying from laughters has the locker were just in front of the cabin. So I was like fuck it Imma try to go for it. I was putting my boxer and thought " actually fuck that " . So I went back in naked and gave her my phone. I'd love to tell I nailed the lady in the sauna on the spot but it didnt happened that way sadly.

If you want to hear some more of my stories shall I plug in some cheeky advertising : https://thepursuitofsluttiness.com/the-stories-2/

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Last summer, 2015, I was at a bar with a Meetup group. I hadn't been going out regularly in like a year, so I wasn't expecting a whole lot out of the evening, maybe just a few successful opens and hooks, and call it a good night.

I'm talking with a guy who is form my home state in the US and is like 6 days new to Denver, and in walks this super cute brunette. I'm by the bar and she's across the room from me, so I notice her shows and make a mental note to open her about them. 10 or so minutes later, she makes her way over to the bar near me. I open her about her shoes as I had planned, it hooks, and we're off. Like a rocket.

I tease her, kino her, and in rather quickly she starts showing IOIs. We kiss, I #-close. I continue to tease, kino, kiss, etc. This girl was into me hard. I checked my watch to see if the band was going start playing soon. She notices that and asks if I needed to go somewhere. I said no and that i was checking to see if the band was starting soon. Meanwhile, I suspected that she was hinting at leaving for sex, but I didn't think it would happen so early in the night.

Things continued to go well, and I was surprised with how quickly ramped up and started to get overconfident. I checked time again, and she made another similar comment. This convinced me she was DTF.

Meanwhile, during our interaction, I introduced her to the guy I was chatting with earlier. Though he and I were both hitting on her at the same time, he saw things escalate between me and her, and I figured he wasn't a threat to the set. I gradually starting losing her, but I still thought I could pull her interest back to me.

To wrap up a long story, I first went to the bathroom to piss, but decided to take a shit while I was there too. I figured that dropping a deuce back at my place with a girl there was probably a bad idea. By the time I came out, the other guy was leaving with the girl. I STILL kick myself for that one.

This is before I even knew what a pick up artist was and I was genuinely AWFUL with women. This is when I'd ignore my crush all day and then pop up on MSN at night with "wow you look really beautiful in that picture. Just saying as a friend" hahahaha. I was still a virgin (15yo). But anyway:

Me and some friends were getting drunk in the woods on vodka and Dr Pepper, its about 6pm. One of the guys who I really disliked and had a fight with a few weeks before, he kept talking shit saying that if we had another fight he'd break my nose etc. Eventually he started talking shit about my family so I hit him with something (pussy, I know)...but because this guy was younger than me, one of the guys we were with headbutted me in the nose and I knew I couldn't do much at this point so I just walked away...

I walk to the shops and I see this girl who was in the year below me at school (fat ginger slut lol - not being nasty, just accurate)... because I knew she liked me and I was drunk, I say "Wanna go and fuck?" and even though her friends are there, she says yes so we start to walk away to find a bush or something... then I get the idea to go to THE EXACT SAME SPOT where I just got headbutted. When we get there I notice that all the guys have gone, so we start fucking around. I had severe whiskey (vodka) dick but did get a few seconds of wood and she sat on it. Eventually she gets off it and starts jerking me off, at this point I'm so drunk and feeling sick that I just want it to be over with, so I try and force my cum out...

I push....

Then I piss on her fucking hand. Real golden piss, almost brown. She lets out a little scream and I just say "it's just see through cum. When I'm really horny it goes see through" (it was nearly fucking black)

So anyway we walk off and I take her back to her friends then I find my friends... and because I'm drunk and overly trusting, I tell them that I pissed on her hand...

The next weekend we're by the shops waiting for an adult to come by so we can ask them to get us alcohol, when her and her friends walk over and do the same thing... my friend shouts "[girls name], did JD really piss on you?"

Imagine my embarrassment? Imagine hers?

Still, looking back, it's a fucking hilarious story. She got a boyfriend a couple of weeks later and he was real insecure about me... 12 years later they're married. He's like 7ft tall.

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Poo and red tips are frequent occurrences for old Dragula...

I once farted mid blow job

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A blowjob fart would deflate my dick faster than you could ever imagine. I would die inside and forget everything I've ever learned lol.

Best story I've heard from you so far, related to this topic, is the one with the shitty wipe in the bin and your girl starts taking pics or something...

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I forgot about that one

I think I made a field report somewhere...

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