Fail report: Most annoying "date" EVER!



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:07 am 
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I went to my best friend's (from high school) wedding tonight and it was a beautiful ceremony, reception, and dinner was yummy...

The only thing not beautiful OR yummy... was my "date". Why did I go on a 2nd "date" with this girl? My friend getting married said to bring a girl, so it was a last minute thing and I thought she would be FUN and an easy lay.

Good qualities of this girl:

- We went to the same day care when I was like 5 or 6
- She can be sweet when she is not an annoying $&%*.
- She likes to talk, and I often have to ask her "what?" because she either mumbles or yells and slurs her speech...

Qualities for improvement:

- Told me she does not drink on our 1st "date", which is cool because I don't drink myself... and then proceeds to down a Jager bomb and (her "first ever") champagne at the wedding. Then apologizes saying that she drinks "for fun" only... NOT to get drunk...
- Told me that she almost had a modeling contract in high school
- She's bipolar and has no job... her income is through SSI
- 27 years old and has never had a driver's license and therefore no car
- Considers songs like Smashing Pumpkin's "Today" "angry music" Check out this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHUd896Sur0
- Got kicked out of high school her Senior year despite being in "special day" classes already
- Has bouts of anger and then just smiles and brags she needs "anger management"
- Even all dolled up my penis did not get excited for her

Now I just have to figure out how to get rid of her without her blowing up my phone with angry texts... Forgive me if this sounds angsty, I am just venting. Lemme know if you have any breakup ideas.

-Chicoman

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:37 pm 
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A date with a bipolar girl who is disabled and not attractive is still a date. You'll be better off with the next girl you go out. I dunno about you, but I called my cell phone company and blocked all data traffic and texting to my phone. I know I missed out on some texts from girls I've went on dates with, but my life is much more peaceful now that I don't get text messages. I think I told the girls that I dont have texting so they need to call. I know they hate calling, but if they dont wanna call, its their problem. If you ignore this girl, she will go away.


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