| Happy yogurts blowjobs and Pasta to the face of slut
So i go to college station, my friends sisters brings a friend (YES I KNOW SOCIAL GAME, LAME BEAR WITH ME) who is like a 11 in my book. I want this bad, I will have it. But at this time im not a super PUA (nor am i now) so the next two nights go into a series of crazyness that taught me sooooo much.
I start running game on her the second i see her at the party, telling stories, making her and my friends sister laugh, clawing. Basically showing im alpha and fuck worthy. By the time we are about to leave the party we are holding hands and flirting. i think my my, this was easy. Youve come a long way you padawan............very wrong, this little crazy slut laid trap, after trap, shit test after shit test, and every other weird fucking obstacle ive ever seen to try and knock me out of my game.
We go to a packed bar (daisy dukes), i claw her to the dance floor. We are dancing dirty i smell success, time for the make out. I pull a little routine i have when im dancing with a girl and there is attraction that almost always gets a makeout. I have her facing away from me, the song climaxes, you forcefully spin her to face you and jam your nose against hers while beings very touchy feeling with your hands, if she doesnt make out with you after this then somethings up. (I actually got a giggle just rereading this right now, YES MEN IN ORDER TO KISS A GIRL ON THE DANCE FLOOR YOU MUST PUT YOUR FACE NEXT TO HER WHEN DANCING.....wow im gonna be a guru some day)
I was planning to get the make out, then claw off the dance floor, leave venue, fuck or come close behind a dumpster behind the bar. BUT NO! She resists, just fucks with me, gets close then backs up and we finish up dancing. Well its okay i can still plow
BAZAAM!!
She performs a ninja shadow step and is now shes dancing with another guy. Oh hell no bitch, i walk up claw her away, she comes to me, the guys a chode so he has nothing. She sees i have her once again and then goes back to the chode, while staring at me intently, again just to fuck with me. What a slunt, This goes on two more times, she thinks shes gonna be witty and tells me ive lost my chance with her and i say fuck it, and grab another girl next to me and dance with her. Hot girl decides she can play this game as well and starts making out with chode, oh you omega slunt. I talk it up with the girl im dancing with, convince her we went to the same high school and tell her we have so much in common, we should probably just skip the bs and get married (very tim esque shit) i slam her against a wall where i know Hot girl is watching. yeah thats righht your 10th degree black belt in sass, i dont need you. I end up doing this same thing with another girl as well,Now Im in super state, im on fire, im the king of the horny monkeys we call humans and no one can stop me
We are leaving the bar, hot girl is paying attention to me again,(I CAN BE HAPPY AGAIN!!!) and is asking me over and over if im goin to the same party as her. I say maybe and we start flirting. Okay, im basically thinking this dumb ass game is up, ive got this.......WRONG.... hot girl grabs some chodes hand in our group that she doesnt know and starts walkin off with him...... This is no longer about me getting laid, this is no longer about how hot she is, this is a challenge to my man hood, i cannot lose. I must creep like never before.
I come up behind her and grab her other hand, the chode trys to talk to her about what she likes, where shes from . yeah right retard, shes def gonna fuck you now. As hes doing this i just grab her ass, stick my fingers in her nose, and whisper that shes a borderline retard in her ear.
We get to the car and the driver says he only has room for one of us. 3 options,1 me and chode are staying here while she leaves.2 i leave and she stays with chode, orrrrrrrrrrrr i say thats okay and grab her by the hand and drag her down a alley. I go with option C and leave chode to get a ride home and masterbate with his tears. I throw her down behind a dumpster and tell her shes a little slut and that im goin to wreck her, We do not fuck but do about everything. Our ride comes back and sees whats happening....lol.... we get in the car and go home, i tell her ill see her tommorow and leave. (fun note i also end up hooking up with the driver of the car that night, whose utterly turned on by me being a raging slut, okay well good on you driver!)Thinkiing again i basically got this closed, if i want it still i will just get it.
FUCKING WRONG ALEX YOU FUCKING RETARDED BABOON
Next day we go through the same bullshit all over again at another bar. She dances with other guys, makes out with other guys.gives me weird ass shit test. I do the same (but not with guys you queers) and respond with a MVP fingering of a girl in a booth at the bar and then a good old fashion blow job behind a place called happy yogurt outside the bar ( has amazing egg rolls!!)
(BREIFING of OPERATION HAPPY YOGURT BLOWJOB)
So im wandering the bar trying to one up the infamous hot girl. I spot a girl used to work with about 4 years ago, so not total cold approach. I show a shit load of energy and basically spike the shit out her emotions. Claw to dance floor, go straight ozzie, do my legendary PUT YOUR FACE NEXT TO HERS kiss routine. Make out. Claw to booth, my finger goes here, and yes omg our old boss really did suck i totally agree sarah! Drag behind happy yogurt, continue doing things with my finger. Blow job and long story short
(yes that is yogurt you sick fucks)
I come back inside as the bar is closing and drag hot girl off yet another chode that shes so fond of emotionally crippling. Shes been watching me. She sees i have a massive hickey and shes like WTF, i say this could of been from you if you wrnt such a retard. She acts mad and starts to walk away, HELL NO i have the rage, this is goin down. I pull her away to the bathroom and its gets dirty before we get kicked out.
We end up at a house party, i walk in, before she has a chance to start with her bs, i drag her outside and into a neighbors back yard. Shits goes down. She tells me how hot i am because i treat her like a slut and tell her what to do (looks mean nothing guys) I overcame chode after chode, test after test, and all the other bs she threw. And in the end, Good prevailed...... There is a god!
(sry for all the grammar errors, im very tired, and will edit later)
After all is said and done we are sitting outside just talking, my friend walks up with a plate of pasta and heaves it all over the girl because i apparently was takin to long and the only way hed get to go home is if he massively cock blocks me. I fume with anger for a moment, and then realize how fucking funny this is. I bask in my success and i go home, never to see hot girl again. I will never forget her expression as pasta showered upon her beautiful face
---This really was the first time i saw how being alpha and keeping up a almost delusional confidence will get you wins when you should it seems like its over. Hope you enjoyed guys
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