Hey guys,

I've been lurking the forums for a couple weeks now and managed to finally lose the vcard to this girl. My problem is that now she keeps telling everyone I have a pencil dick (which I kinda do) but am unsure how to handle the situation. Really hurts the ego. What should I do?

I assume this is not a troll, but really fuck her (not literally) i mean seriously, if people confront you about it, just laugh and say its true, blow it off, or say something really crude as a joke about it that shocks them.
And in the meanwhile tell people she has a disgusting, stinking vagina.

So I should basically embrace it and attempt to turn tables on her?

Thanks, no troll just a hit below the belt.

Watch some bill hicks videos
If i was you, and someone asks you about your penis size, just say something along the lines of "yeah its small and her vagina was so saggy that i had to fuck her in the arse" be crude and not give a fuck as much as possible, and people sense this and go away.

Yeah certainly turn the tables on her if she is doing this, she sounds like a nasty piece of work and its best to remember the red flags and stay away from women like her.

I had a fuck buddy try to embarrass me in front of a whole club by saying i couldn't get it up, which was true but it just backfired on her because my reaction was along the lines of "i couldn't care, i couldn't get it up because you are revolting"
Along those lines, we have all been there brother.