so on my facebook this lovely girl I aint spoke to in about 2 years but always got on well with has just made a comment in a very flirty manner wishing me a happy bday.

I suspect she has been fraped or is drunk however on off chance she is being genuine or having a joke Im trying to come up with a playful flirty response that is also harmless and can be taken as a joke.

its basically her telling me to come find her on a night out for my present from her and its a surprise.

I was going to respond with something like....

"Very tempting but not too sure if I will be, is it a tasty cake?"

my mind is at a blank at moment and what I just said is a bit lame but its all I got unless someone can tell me something better in next couple of hours.

Thanks in advance.

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“My package has got your name on it!”

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

just thought of..

"Is it a big present? cause it would be awkward carrying it around a night club might just be easier for me to pick it up from somewhere else."

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I would toss in some funny sexual innuendo! She did!

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

how about...

You should come for pre drinks at mine and give it to me then.

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Sure

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.