In an internet relationship website there's a girl to whom I wrote :

I see that you're seeking to meet people here, I charge 30$ for a meeting, interested?

And she respond, I don't understand nothing of what you,re saying?!??

Anyone have some funny answer I could try?

honest truth, she sounds like a birdbrain. thats a very simple minded joke, and i actually like it a lot! in online dating ive received the best results by sending the same exact message to many women. I like to call it, 'fishing with dynamite'. try different wording next time.

at any rate, it might be cool of you to not try and be funny directly, but say nevermind, its just one of my many pickup lines ive been trying out doesn't seem to be working. whats some of the most ridiculous pick up lines youve gotten so far?

that would probably lead to more interesting conversations and openings for humor...but as i said that girl sounds like a bit of a birdbrain. good luck to you with her!

Love that opener! I'd make a really weird and strange list of activities that are included in the price i.e.

"Included in the price is a hike up everest and a white water raft back down. (Raft not included) Then take a convertible to vagas where we can count neon lights and laugh at the stars (all major credit cards accepted)"

I feel online the more you seem like you don't care and that your only doing it for a laugh the better they respond.

Dropped this on five HB 7-8. Will see if it gets any response in my target age range.

Peace...

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Ahaha nice tips guys! Thanks!