I'm in the shops and i'm looking about while i grab a few things. I look up just as i bump into this chick that i seem to be seeing everywhere i go. We've chatted quite a few times before so it's safe to drop the CF line - "Are you stalking me?"- with a smile. She furrows her brow and says with all the attitude she can muster, "Pfft no!".

98% of the time CF works like a charm for me. The girls giggle or do something predictable that i can handle.

The other 2% of the time i get some stuck up bitch with an attitude. This doesn't effect me too much as I know it's their problem and loss for being so "socially spiky" but i still want to win! I want the correct response to these sorts of women.

I've tried dropping the CF act and just going for straight out nice guy. And i've gone in the complete other direction to straight out c*nt (which by the way just makes things much worse. You end up slinging shit back and forth with a women that has much more practise at being a bitch than you).

I'm not looking for an answer to this specific scenario, just info on dealing with abrasive women.

good question...i'm looking foward for some of the responses. its a typical bitch shiled, so i guess negging is in order?

U: are u stalking me?
HB: pfft NO
U: maybe u should be. u'll have something going for u in ur life other than ur looks.

iono...thats what first came to my mind as a response. hopefully frame her into qualifying. hmmmm...gonna think abt this one and gonna watch for other responses.

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have u ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

i was just taking a dump and was thinking about this.

Her: Pfft...no
U: well aren't u quite the charmer?

if she doesn't begin to validate, ur able to eject with dignity and getting the last (witty) word.

i'm thinking with HB's a good game to play is getting the last word (playfully). HB's are so verbally skilled, at the very least this game can help sharpen wit. also, online chat is a great way to sharpen wit.

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have u ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

"and there was me, getting my hopes up... i'm X anyway, i keep seeing you at whenever im out - great minds think alike!"[/list]

haha clever. I like these. I'll try and remember the right attitude to adopt when dealing with these women.