#1 MIFing in Action

If F-Closes are any indication of the year to come 2010 is going to be a good year.

Saw HB 10 walking out of the parking lot at the supermarket. Was absolutely stunned at her beauty. No AA what-so-ever, without even thinking I struck up a conversation as she walked past me. I had no game plan, I only knew that this was my chance. After I opened her with a simple question she was like, "Yeah? (so why did you talk me up)". All I could say was something so damn AFC, "Because you're so beautiful..."

She gives me her number. We exchange texts for a couple of days. I'm getting nothing from her texts, no feeling, nothing. So I throw it back on her and say, "Seems like there is a wall around you that no one can penetrate. You seem like a really cool person and there is no doubt you are beautiful. When you're ready to let down that wall and open yourself up to new experiences get in touch with me."

2 weeks go by, Christmas, New Years, and one day out of the blue I get a text from her, "I've been thinking about what you said about that wall... blah blah blah I want to meet you..."

Day 2: Made an excuse that I could only meet her for 15 minutes after work. We meet up, go on a walk and I k-close. Made sure to pull away first. Left her wanting more.

Day 3 (today): Told her to meet me in my neighborhood. We meet, walk around a bit, pass my place. I say, "Would you like to come in or head over to the park?" I was considering using the Mystery tactic of bringing the girl to my place, making it familiar to her and then going back out again to the park. I said screw it, this turkey is cooked. I brought her into my room and after 15 minutes of nervous chit chat I took her hand, pulled her over to me and started making out with her. We had sex for the next 4 hours. Busted 4 nuts, which is a lot for my age. This girl is the hottest MILF I have ever seen in my life. I turned this MILF into a MIF (Mother I Fucked).

She was clingy in the end when I was kind of itching for her to go, however she earned her "overtime" many times over in the sack.

Clozer's sticking points:

-Never get needy or desperate with texts. Put the ball in her court and leave it there. Leave her with a "mind bomb". Let it ruminate. Wait for her to make the next move. If she's at all interested she will get back to you, otherwise you don't need her. Move on.

-Always meet for a short time on day 2. First meets are tough and we can never truley relax when first meeting someone. Keep it short and interesting and leave her with an emotional "punch". In this case it was the k-close. If you can't k-close the girl on the 2nd meet, don't waste your time, move on to other potential f-closes.

-Clozer's law of sexual attraction: States that you need very little, if any, PUA skills to F-close when the force of sexual attraction exisits on both ends.

-Be "The Man" from start to end. Make the decisions, be the leader, take initiative, guide her and lead her. Have her so enraptured in your leadership manliness that it will only be natural for her to follow you to your bed.

Good to see you back with new resolutions, jep sexual attraction does it.

Cloze #2: Meet the Girls

My paizan, Frankie, in America told me about this penpal site and I finally got around to checking it out. There were only 64 girls in my area and I went all of them a message. I got a few replies. One in particular was eager to meet up, but she had no picture on her profile so I didn't know what she would look like.

Day 1: So I met her downtown a week ago last Sunday. We went to a cafe and talked. She had a beautiful face, 27, jet black hair and there was a TON of sexual tension between us. After about an hour and a half I took her to the park. We sat on the bench. I went for the K-close. She rejected. I then did my "There seems to be a wall around you" technique, k-closed...and then made out 2 more times before she went home.

Day 2: We meet up at the same cafe again and spent WAY to much time there talking. Lot's of nervous tension. I definitely let the game run on there too long and the SPAM started to stale, so I told her, "Let's go and walk" without telling her where. Once outside I suggested we go back to my place. She was down with that. Once we got to my neighborhood I had to pull the bate and switch and told her my "roomate" (wife) was home and took her to a love hotel. In case you don't know, love hotels are upscale hotels where people go to fuck here in Japan. You can rent the room by the hour.

I hit a lot of Last Minute Resistance as we stood at the entrance of the hotel. She said, "Sorry, I can't go today..." I thought she was playing the, "I'm on my period" card, so I replied, "Look, if it's that time of the month I really don't mind about that. But if this is really an issue about you not being emotionally ready for this I totally understand. It's not a big deal, we don't even have to go. Don't even worry about it." She thinks for a bit and then hugs me and says, "Okay, let's go".

I titled the post "Meet the Girls", because when this girl took her shirt off I saw the best pair of titties I have ever seen in my life: Huge and perfectly shaped with just the right amount of taughtness and her long jet black hair running over them.
Since we got to the hotel at 5:01 the lady at the desk wouldn't give us the before 5 discount of $30/3 hours. Instead I had to pay $30/hour for the evening rate. I was a little pissed about it. But it turns out my girl wasn't bluffing on her, "I have my period" card. That bed was a continuous 2 hour volcanic earthquake and by the time I was done there was literally a deep lake of "red lava" in the middle of the bed. It was so soaked with blood the sheets were totalled and I'm betting it even soaked into the mattress and the mattress had to be replaced. When I went to take a shower I saw myself in the mirror. My crotch area and lower torso looked like a scene from a horror movie. Was glad I didn't have to clean up that mess at home and it was a silent "fuck you" to the bizatch who wouldn't give me the discount rate.

Total Time Spent to F-Close: 5 hours
Money Spent: $60
Face: 9
Tits: 10
Body: 9

Clozers Sticking points:

- Always k-close on first meet
- Don't stay too long at one venue
- LEAD. Get her used to following your leadership over and over again through subtle actions. Once she gets used to it you can lead her right to bed.
- When she pulls away at LMR, you pull away even more. This will force her to initiate again.

Clozer: You are an excellent salesman...with the whole, throw the ball into their court and let them roominate on it. I'm going to need to keep this in mind.

I've yet to have a MILF and turn her into a MIF. Haha. Being 21 it makes it interesting hitting on women with 10+ years on me!

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-- Jay --

You fucked an hb, so what?
you think you can start making "laws " like u wrote at the end of the post?
must say I totally un-agree with you!
"leave the ball in her court"
"always meet for short time at days 2 "

thats bullshit man.
You made it one way, it doesnt mean your way is the only way.
Think about it , hero .(always wanted to say that lol, taken out of Spiderman).

Cloze #3: She Likes to Ride Horses

It was in late January. I was working out in a rural area. I had a short break so I rode my motorcycle into town. It was a cold wintery night. As soon as I got off my motorcycle this hotty walked past me. I asked her if there was a stationary shop in town. She gave me directions. I said thanks and went on my way. Then a few seconds later I called her back and handed her my business card. I got an email from her that night.

A week later we met up for coffee. I was on break again so I only had a short time to spend with her. She was in her business suit and looked amazingly hot. Very short and petit, but the package was very tight and trim with a nice little trunk in the back of that business skirt.

For the next 6 weeks we texted back and forth almost daily and met several times after work for short chats in her car. We would make out but I hit a ton of resistance. For one, the girl is married. But I love a challenge and I enjoy cuckolding other men's wives from them--specially all the men around here because they are racist and look down on foreigners like me.

I grew increasingly frusterated as our make-out sessions would get pretty intense and then she would stop it and after that send me a text saying something like, "I can only be your friend, blah blah blah."

SO, I threw the ball back in her court. I completey froze her ass out. I sent her a text that basically said, hey let's be honest, it's impossible for us to "just be friends". You like me and I like you and we can't deny this huge undercurrent of chemisty and sexual attraction. "I'm sorry to do this, but unless I hear you say the words 'I want to make love to you', I won't answer your texts anymore."

I got a lot of texts from her after that but never heard the magic words, so I kept her frozen out. Finally after 3 days of getting no contact from me she cracked and sent me the text with the magic words.

Fast forward to last week. I'll just say this to her husband: Mr. Hayashi, you should always support your woman's hobbies. She loves going to the stables on Tuesdays and taking horse back riding lessons. All that bumping up and down on the back of a giant beast--someone had to satisfy her. Your tightly wound little Japanese doll in her perfectly packaged little business suit and skirt had some pent of frusterations which she sought to release with another buck. She paid for a room for us at a luxury hotel and she finally got to ride a real stallion. Looks like she's traded in her Toyota for a Mustang.

Total Time Spent to F-Close: Over 20 hours
Money Spent: $0
Face: 8
Tits: 8
Body: 9


Clozer's sticking points:

-Never allow a woman to put you in the "friends" category.
-Give her an altimatum "all or nothing".
-Use the words "make love" instead of "sex".

Clozer's sticking points for married women:

-Take it slow but slowly dig deeper and push the limits as time progresses.
-Tell her you are married or in a serious relationship in order to create comfort through association.
-Give her the sexual passion and that "my first love" giddiness feeling that her marriage lacks.
-Make her feel special. Obviously her husband isn't doing the job.

Hi Clozer,

Glad to see that you are back in the saddle!!

Take it easy,
Mr E.

Cloze #4: Pajama Party

Last Sunday after work on the way I home I stopped in a surburban area that I didn't know and just started walking around, getting lost and asking hot chicks for directions, chatting a little and I'd then give them my business card.

I probably did between 7 to 10 pickups that day. Next day I get an email from the girl. We exchanged emails during the week. She always answered my emails quickly and I took a long time to get back to her.

It's been cloudy and rainy here, so I suggested she come over to my place and we watch a video. I told her to come in her pajamas. This was a test to see how she would react. Most girls will say, "Sorry, I just met you, I can't go to your house..." (Jesus, how many times have a I heard that one). But this girl said, "Um, okay, we can watch a video, but I'm too shy to wear pajamas."

I meet her at the station and we start walking to my place. We get to my motorcycle and I tell her how to get to my place from there and then we separate so that I can ride my motorcycle back to my place. After we separate I walk past these 3 hot chicks. I say hi to them and they are on me like white on rice. After some chitchat I give the hottest one my card. I then go back to my place and meet up with the girl.

We talk for about an hour. I only had 2 hours to meet with her and then I had to go to work. After 1 hour had passed I was like, I gotta do this now. So I shifted the conversation into my standard pre-kiss routine.

Long story short, she put up a ton of LMR (last minute resistance). But finally, after I got her to kiss me she broke down and pretty soon we were passionately ripping each others clothes off. By the time I got inside of her she was so wet her pussy was making that soppy squishy sound kind of like a toilet plunger makes.

Fucked her twice and then had to get her out of my place ASAP to get to work. In the end, I think she wanted it all along. I'm convinced that the amount LMR a girl puts up is equivalant to how bad she wants to fuck.

Total Time Spent to F-Close: 2 hours
Money Spent: $0
Face: 8
Tits: 7
Body: 6


Clozer's sticking points:

- test her beyond her boundaries to see how she reacts
- LMR is equivalant to how bad she wants to have sex

Cloze #5: Santa Claus Robot

Okay, this is a close I'm not so excited about, so this is going to be a short report. Basically I met this chick through the internet. In her picture she looked sooo hot. But man, what a disappointment when I met her. Apparently her picture was from a few years back when she was, oh, say, 50 pounds lighter. On top of that she was a heavy smoker, which is a real turn off for me.

After meeting her in person the first time was trying to hook me into a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. I had no enthusiasm to continue contacting this girl, so I just said straight out, "Let's go to a hotel and fuck". Then she replied with, "blah, blah, blah, I'm not an easy girl, blah, blah". I didn't respond. A few days later I get an email from. She said she changed her mind and wanted to go to a hotel with me.

All I can say is that she was pretty nice, as a person, and she had a nice wet pussy. She was also a freak and asked me to use this huge dildo-like massager on her. I fucked her at a Christmas themed love hotel with a life-sized Santa Claus robot playing a parlor piano in the lobby. Strange shit man.

After fucking her, I met up with a fellow PUA and we picked up girls for the next two hours. Fucking exhausted when I came home.

Total Time Spent to F-Close: 30 minutes
Money Spent: $20
Face: 2
Tits: 2
Body: 3

FUCK I wish I had a PC man. I've missed reading your posts. Good shit, keep it up!

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This isn't just about picking up girls; it's about building a life!

Thanks to all those who follow my reports. In return I will try to leave advice and tips that have helped me along. My original goal for this year was to get one F close per month. Looks like I am on track so far. Thanks for following guys.

Clozer

Cloze #6: What do I do?

Two Saturdays ago during a long lunch break I went to the downtown area to do pick-up. After number closing a couple of girls, but not having much luck, I was walking back to my motorcycle and passed this older lady walking down the street. I asked her for some directions and then segwayed from that into small talk. She was gazing into my eyes as we talked and I could just feel the sex oozing from her. We exchanged contact info and she seemed eager to meet me again even though she lived 2 hours away.

We met up again last Saturday. Right now it is Golden Week in Japan. Lots of people out and everywhere you go is crowded. We met up at the pier. It was hot and sunny out, there were lots of people walking around and a frickin helicopter taking off and landing every 10 minutes which was noisy as fuck making it hard to carry on a conversation. This all worked to my advantage though as I used it as an excuse for us to get away from the crowds and the noise.

I invited her back to my place. But actually, I couldn't go back to my place because I don't live alone. So when we passed by the love hotel I brought her in there. We got a big comfy room with the block time discount rate. She became very nervous and quiet so I kept talking and trying to keep the mood light and enjoyable. But after an hour and half of chit chat I was a little irritated. Our discount time block was only 3 hours so I wanted to get down to business. She goes to take a shower and comes out only wearing a nighty with nothing underneath.

Forgot to mention that when we met she was wearing a mini-skirt and a low top shirt showing all the cleavage. Not so modest considering she was married. So back to the hotel: I'm pretty much going boinkers in my mind cause I'm so amped up from seeing her in a mini-skirt and tight top. I quickly had my hands under the robe and was probing her body and nice full tits. Sucked on those for a while while fingering her. I just love it when a husband neglects his wife-- it makes them all the more hornier.

Now it was my turn. With my left hand holding a fist of her hair, I pushed her onto the floor onto her knees as I laid back in the leather sofa. With her mouth hovering over my cock in this completely submissive position she looks up me with a coy expression on her face and says, "What do I do?"

Jesus, it behooves me how an older married woman would not know how to give a blow job. But after she tried it definitely wasn't a joke. I tried to teach her to Hoover the big thunder down, but it was all in vain. So the next best thing was to just mouth fuck her. After enjoying that I took her hand and lead her over to the bed where I fucked her in mutliple positions. I wanted to get the ass clapping on real loud so that she could enjoy a secret thought to herself the next time she ate a silent dinner with her husband.

Total Time Spent to F-Close: 2 hours
Money Spent: $20
Face: 5
Tits: 6
Body: 7


Clozer's sticking points:

- I almost didn't pick this girl up because I had gotten a lot of rejections from the other approaches before her that day. Never let rejections miss you a golden opportunity.

- Your game is only 50% of the equation at best. The other side of the equation is the state of mind of the woman. If she's madly in love with her boyfriend you will have little chance to get in. If she's a bored and unhappy housewife your game will go a long way. The more women you approach the more likely the chance you will find a woman in the right state of mind to be F clozed.

- Sexual attraction ranks supreme and is your most useful weapon in getting an F cloze. You are not every woman's type. The more women your approach the more likely you are to approach a woman who sees you as her type.

keep it up man i wana see more of this.god i wana turn a mmilf into a mif.maby some day.

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~remember were not just picking up girls.were building a better life.~mystery.

Cloze #7: Somebody Call 911, MILF in Heat!

This is a girl I picked up I picked up on the street from my Clozer's 2010 Field Reports on May 7th. She was the first girls I number clozed that night. I was walking to an intersection and she was walking towards me coming from the other side of the street. Just tall and gorgeous like a model. I did a typical opener asking for directions and we ended up talking for about 15 minutes after which she asked for my number.

Now don't think this was a write-off when I tell you she was 47. This girl was tall, had a perfect model-like figure with long legs, round hips and a slim waist. Asian people naturally look much younger than their age. This MILF easily passed for 35. She just had this erotic aura around her and from the moment I met her I could feel her yearning for a young wild buck to mustang her. I was closer to her son's age than her.

We met up again on May 9 and I k clozed her as can be read in my field report. From this interaction I knew that she was definitely the kind of girl who is very conservative on the outside but an animal on the inside. She basically insinuated to me over and over again that we would need to be in private to have any sort of physical interaction.

Last night, May 11, after doing pick up for an hour and a half I came home and sent her a regular, "How was you day?" email. She replied, "Blah, blah, blah...and yes, I have a little time to meet you." Funny she said that because I didn't even ask to meet up with her.

I tell her where I live and in a lickedy split she has arrived by taxi. Immediately she says, "Let's go on a walk." I was like, "So you took a taxi over to my neighborhood so we could take a walk?" I then piped down with those kinds of questions and let her save face.

When we got to my room she looked flustered and told me that her body was feeling strange. I asked her if she was having her period. She told me that she was ovulating. I know that women are super horny when they are ovulating. We started making out and she went with it but then said that she wouldn't go all the way. I completely ignored that comment as it was just another save-face comment.

We had intense animal sex for the next hour and a half. She even asked me to fuck her doggy style. And when it was all over there was a literally a rain sized puddle of wet sticky girl juice in the middle of my futon.

I love young girls, they are you beautiful and enjoyable to fuck, but these MILFs, goddamn, they are the horniest creatures on this earth.

Total Time Spent to F-Close: 3 hours
Money Spent: $0
Face: 7
Tits: 7
Body: 8

Clozer's sticking points:

- Cloze the first meet with a kiss. This leaves her with an emotional/physical connection combo knockout.
- Allow her to make face-saving comments. Don't question or rebuttal them. Just say "Ok" or "I understand" and continue on with your f cloze routine.
- Respect a woman's wishes not to be a "whore" in public in terms of physcial intimacy. Chances are, the more she holds back in public the wilder she will be in private.

hi Clozer, great reports and posts, very helpful tips, appreciate it! i check this thread often for tips.

quick question for you - since you have f-closed these girls now, do you go for the same girls again? getting repeat lays from the same girls - should be easier i suppose? or is it that they get some sort of buyers remorse?