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wooooow. I really don't remember much from last night. and i had to look into my messages to see what i was texting to people. i see this text convo with a girl and i'm so mad at how dumb i was. I began really slick , and she was texting me right back within a minute but then as i started drinking my game got worse and worse and her responses were further apart and more succinct. it ended on this
Ancient Advice Of The Ages:
NEVER DRUNK TEXT.
NEVER TEXT DRUNK.
NEVER DRUNK CALL.
NEVER CALL DRUNK.
I advocate the use of SOME alcohol to lighten the mood, but don't get hammered bro. AND DON'T DRUNK TEXT. DON'T DRUNK TEXT. DON'T DRUNK TEXT. Like, don't. EVER.
Why? Who cares?
DON'T DRUNK TEXT.
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me: where are you?
hb8: i'm at my house
me: ifeel like alright whatever but we should hang. youre pretty sweet
Fill in the blank: _____________
(Answer: hb8: what a creep. drunk asshole...)
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and then she didn't respond. I feel like i should just message her on fb with something about being drunk and not actually giving a shit about her to regain some of my worth. Can you guys help me out?
1)You're a moron.
2)Don't ever text her again.
3)DON'T DRUNK CALL/TEXT. Just don't.
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I was thinking i could fb her:
me: sorry for some of the dumbest drunk texts ever.
hb8:
me: just make sure you're not taking this as a compliment!
GAME OVER. Thank you for playing. Winners DONT DRUNK TEXT/CALL PEOPLE!
That's it. Move on. Learn the lesson.
CHAT