I've never been good at coming up with stories to tell people. I mean i can think of some but don't know if they demenstrate DHV or DLV. here's an example of one of my stories can someone give me some advice and tell me if it's fun, entertaining, funny and interesting if said right.

I remember one time, I used to have parties at my house all the time while I was in high school, I mean every week! I was getting a little intoxicated and decided to go skinny dipping. Partly because my friends didn’t think I would so I had to prove them wrong! Right. So I finished my screwdriver, yeah that was the big drink when I was in highschool, and started removing my clothes. Well the only bad thing about this senario is, where I lived wasn’t a house it was a gated community with a community pool, yeah. So I droped the clothes and for some reason I got this other girl to go with me. We hauled ass through the neighborhood and hopped the fence to the pool and jumped in. sounds great right? Yeah well, it was cold that night, it was in december, and I didn’t know back then that things get smaller when it’s cold. So I stepped out, you know everyone looking at me I thought I was the shit! Only if I would of known, I tell you. I looked down and ran my ass back into the house as fast as I could!

I would appreciate your replies

Yeah, that happened to a guy at summer camp once when someone pantsed him from behind at the rock pool.
I wasn't there to see it, but my friend said it was "the smallest cock" he'd ever seen.
Good times.

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Not bad, not bad at all.
You know, you don't need too many stories. Five or six should be enough.

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Ya i just didn't know if this would be too much of a neg on me, but it does convey some good qualities, besides the cold lol

I think being able to laugh at yourself shows some quality of confidence. You had several other DHV spikes like it was one of your many parties which of course implies your popularity.

It is a great start bro