| Well, its been just over a week since i started getting into PUArtistry, having read The Game (which i havent finished yet) and reading a lot of posts, hints and tips etc on this site. It was enough for me to go out last weekend and put my small but potent powers to the test. Im not sure who has read my Busted.. post but i basically used a proven opener, got caught by a girl who had just finished reading The Game! but still managed to take her friend home. Pretty good.
So...last night i deicided to go out to the local shopping centre and just throw a few feelers out there, see what happens. I would have loved a phone number but as you may all know. Going out sober to attract the general population (for the 1st time) is VERY fkn daunting!
I had walked the entire length of the mall before i snapped out of my trans, i was so frightened and looking for excuses i had walked from top to bottom.
'No, too fat' or 'shes too busy' therewas this HOT girl on the phone stand but of course, she was 'too hot'...any excuse. Fuck it, do it dude.
My first attempt was admittedly lame. I walked into a clothes shop and looked around. Picked up two similar t shirts and asked the girl behind the counter for a girls opinion, which one? I picked two similar ones so she would take longer deiciding, therefore longer for me to think of something...
'im not sure, they are both nice' she said.
'yeah you can see my dilemma eh!' was my reply. I aked her if this would help her at all. (i swapped hands with the t shirts to try and get a laugh which i did. Thats always a help. I asked her if she get bored in here, and would she want somebody to storm in, and blow her away? She said yes, to which i replied hasnt that just happened? Smile and flirty eyes from her. The queue was forming behind me now so i said its been great talking, left the tshirts and said it would be good to see you again. 'Yeah it would' she said. HB6 so no thanks. Pretty poor start, but a start right? It was a warmer.
I walked around, giving lame openers, compliments and could feel my powers waning..Right, go dude, do something out of yourself.
I walked into a jewellery shop and clocked the HB7/7.5 behind the counter. Go Libertine! 'Hey there, so im thinking of trying on a few rings, whats your opinion on thumb rings?' She answered theyrre hot, we fluffed a little, bit of small humour and all. I took a ring from her, tried it on, said it was cool, does it suit me etc..
Wasnt really listening to her reply. 'Give me your hand' I prompted for her left hand (you can see whats coming!) I proceeded to place the ring on her wedding finger and asked slowly, looking into her eyes 'will you marry me?' Her reaction was fkn priceless! She didnt know where to look, was stuttering to speak haha! I let her suffer for a few seconds, then took it off, stepped back, 'look this isnt working out, lets be civil, you can have the car but im having the house'. Man it was so funny! We both started laughing pretty hard. (i had tried saying something like this before but not as good). 'Well hun, i gotta leave you now im afraid' i said, leaving on a high is good right? 'But id love to carry on this conversation somehow. I was probing for a number but got 'Yeah surre you know where i work now, come see me' I nodded and left.
Not bad Libertine my son, not bad. I was on a high now and thought to myself 'right im going for that girl on the phone stand!!
I approached her slighty from behind so she turned around slighty (dont really know why but wanted to surprise here a little). 'I really need a girls opinion on this' (disarms straight away) 'Im getting a tattoo pretty soon' (which i am, and its pretty cool, too much to explain now. She agreed its a really cool idea) 'but im not sure where to get it, i was thinking across my foot, but now maybe forearm, arm im not sure' She gave me her opinions, like i gave a fuck really, and asked me about my accent. Being from Wales in Australia stands out and helps! Asked my age, name all tat which i was pleased about as she seemed interested and this girl was a HB9, easily. We fluffed for a minute or two. I then said, 'look, i have to rush off, but hows about a little game before i go?' i asked her 'well, youre so random, why not?' Great! I played the 5 questions game (thankyou Style!) im sure you all know it, answering with a lie to progress...I asked her my name, age and where i was from. To test if she was paying attention also. She was right, or wrong, y'know. The fourth question, i paused, looked a little confused ands asked ' so how many is that?'
'thats 3 now' she replied and instantly saw the trick!
I laughed quietly and she said 'you tricked me, thats not fair!'
'I never said it would be fair'. 'So, i think you owe me something?'
Then she told me she never ever normally give out her number, i told her im no normal guy. Im a little more interesting than the rest, to which she smiled, looking up at me with her head slightly down. Fuck this girl is hot! Shes 21 and a uni student, working part time to get some cash.
'well its been great talking to you, youre a fun girl'
I turned to walk away and she stood up.
'But if you come back and see me again, lets see what happens?' whooooooo!
The Libertine was a success! 'sure, why not' I carried on walking and thought 'dont turn around, dont turn around' But couldnt help my self. I did at the last minute to find she had gone to the other side of the counter and was smiling, twizzling her hair just waiting for me to turn around. Im glad i obliged!
Well, i was and still am buzzing. This shit really works and you have to applaud the guys who got this all started. Hats off fellas!
Ive just got into it all but am hooked already. Roll on the weekend!
p.s sorry the post was sooo drawn out but im so excited and had to tell all!
Till next time,
The Libertine...
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Last edited by the libertine.. on Fri May 15, 2009 1:59 am, edited 1 time in total.
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