I love it when girls ask this question. There are so many great answers. My favorite is, "I sell dogfood to cats" What do you think?

cigarette lighter repairman - from style i think

tissue box designer - me

male exhibitionist lol

* The guy who drills holes in Swiss cheese.
* Disposable cigarette lighter repairman.
* Dolphin shaver – “THERE IS NO SUCH THING” – Well have you ever seen a hairy dolphin?
* Professional kissing instructor... But don’t get any ideas, I don't do free sessions.
* I test various erectile dysfunction drugs. It has it's ups and downs.
* "I'm a traffic light repair man...It's pretty cool, actually. I drive around with a portable machine and I can change the colors on each light. So next time your late for work, give me a call and I'll hook you up!"
* "I pack parachutes for skydivers. You should come check it out...By the way, how much do you trust me?"
* "I'm in a rock band. As a matter of fact, we're looking for drummer and you look like you just might fit the part. I'll go ahead and put you on the list for auditions next week."

Great answers each one.

I will use them all in-field with the reverance they deserve.

Thanx bros.

Im a rockstar.

Im a bank robber -or- I hold up liquor stores and 7-11's.

I paint the subtitles onto movie films.

I'm a shoe model, I have really beautiful feet.

I design those little symbols on the butts of my-little-ponies. (great lead up to the my-little-pony routine)

I'm a door-to-door mattress tag inspector. You haven't ripped your tags off, have you? *squint at her* I'd hate to have to turn you in..


really these just get easier and easier the more you try them out. I recommend trying several new ones every night you are out, as it is SUCH a common and boring question, and quirky zany answers almost always give a better response.