Hi everyone. I've been sarging for about 6 months, really starting to get the things "click" finally. This is my first field report here, I've been reading the boards somewhat actively for a month now, but haven't really had much to say so I was too lazy to register. Now I had something to say, so I did. It's quite lenghty, but I needed to write it. It served as kind of a therapy, since I'm still pissed off and in the process of finding a new roommate because of what happened. Yeah, anyways, hope you read it and comment if you've had similar experiences. If someone has ever got as lucky as the random dude described in the text, please do tell.


I went out two nights in a row this week, since it's still the holidays and a lot of my old friends are in town (and girls who I got nowhere with previously as an AFC but now have tools to have some fun with now). I had lots of fun with my old friends, and was in an exellent mood to open a few sets, and I seemed to be on fire on both nights. And that's why it's such a shame both nights ended in huge cock blocks, one was basically my fault for trying to achieve more than what my skills were ready to handle, and the other one was by my best friend/roommate, who I certainly do not trust as much as I did a couple of nights ago. The .5 block is very basic. But on with the report.

I hit the local club that is the source of most of my successes, and have a few drinks with my friends and have a lot of fun and there's a few chicks as well and we're starting to get noticed by the people around us because we're laughin so much. I did a dance off with one of the girls, which seemed to amuse the people near by, so I definetly had some social proof.

I opened a couple of sets using the cologne fight off opener and number closed this one girl who I really wasn't that into, but she was great practice. Later I kiss closed this blonde hb6 who went on a huge guilt trip after we kissed bc she had a boyfriend. Basic ASD I guess, but I felt defensless against it and decided to bail. This is where things get intresting. I met a girl who I had a huge crush on a couple of years ago, who I, at the time, felt had let me on and used me to get what she wanted. (I'm an actor and I hosted a her dance companys show for free because she asked. That's at least ten hours of my life wasted) I now realise it was my own fault for doing the push/pull only halfway right, aka only doing pulling.

But there she was, she is absolutely gorgeus, an 19yo HB8.5 , and she's says hi to me in way that you'd say to someone you have no intrest of talking to. But I'm not satisfied with that this time. I know I need to neg her quite a lot without sounding like dick, cos she'd probably get hurt/think I'm being fake, so I neg her instantly by saying that she really has no manners by saying hi to an old friend that way. I hug her and do a sniper neg by saying that she has some eye bugger. I chat her up for a bit, and I'm still thinking that this is going nowhere, I still seem way too low value for her based on previous experience.

Then I get the hugest break, as the girl I number closed earlier walks by to say that she's leaving (might've been an invitation to come with, but I had my target and I wasn't backing off.) so I just said to her that she should give me a kiss goodbye and pointed my cheek and she kissed it and left while staring at me. As I turned back to my target, I noticed how her demeanor had changed: she had a smile on and she was leaning towards me and she started to tell me how she was studying in germany now and how she would become a concert pianist. So she was qualifing herself to me and I took that as a huge IOI and proceeded accordingly. I told how awesome that was and read her palm to see if she'd be successful in it and whatever. I closed her fingers to a fist one by one and made sure to be leading the interaction. She used the fist to punch my arm kiddingly and I thought I should move to comfort. But then I go "fuck that, I did that for a month 18 months ago, Im gonna go for the fucking prize" And 30 seconds later I asked her if she wanted to kiss me. She said that she didn't know, and I said let's find out. She did.

We hung out for most of the night, I introduced her to my friends and we danced for a while. Since the place was going to close in twenty minutes or so I said that we should leave and she says ok. As we were walking towards the coat room, she says she needs to go to the bathroom and I go wait by the bar. Then a girl approaches me.

I kind of knew her ex-boyfriend and had had a discussion with her about pick-up maybe a month before. She's an HB7,5 So she goes "I think you should pick me up tonight" and I'm thinking "why can't this happen tomorrow" and say to her that I would want to, but I don't think I could ever trust her and so I can't. She's told me previously that she's a bit of a slut, so there's the context for the neg. And her open sexuality is fucking hot and she wants me so I forgot the girl in the bathroom and focused on her, and within a minute, we're making out by the bar.

Of course this is when my original target arrives, and goes WTF. I ignore the comment and introduce the girls to each other. I'm in such a confidence high from my success, that I don't go in to damage control mode, I go to I'll-try-to-get-my-first-threesome-mode. I figured the slutty girl would be game, but the other one might a tricky one. So I just decide to go with it, and whisper to her ear that the three of us are going have more fun tonight than she had ever had before. Terrible idea. She looks me with a face that says that I'm going to be slapped in a few seconds. And I was. So she storms off, and the other girl had escaped when she saw there was going to be drama. And so I had cock blocked myself. Block #1.

As I'm outside waiting for my roommate and his girlfriend, I open a four-set of blondes with my "Do you think I'd make a good lesbian?" opener which is based on a youtube video I that stated the 10 reasons to be a lesbian. I always try to do it as sincierly as possible, as if I really wanted to be a lesbian. And so the set opens. There's only one girl here who's hot, HB7, the other 3 are unfuckable. As the club is closing and they're leaving, I decide to try to pull a fast one, and only befriend one of the obstacles, getting her to tell me why are they all alone and neg the the target by saying that I understand why she's alone but what about the rest of you guys. (I know that it's a bit of a DLV when they can clearly see that I'm hitting on them, but It was late, and I was frustrated after the earlier fiasco) But the target was somewhat drunk and very flirty. The conversation was quickly about how she liked to get spanked some day, and that's when one of the two obstacles that I didn't befriend pulled the target with her and off they went. Block #1.5 (I count this as only half a block, since the PU was so rushed)

So I go out the next night with my roommate, who is somewhat of a natural, and a friend of mine whose a complete AFC, but he hits the gym pretty hard, so just bc of his looks, he's easy to pull into sets. So I go in to the club, say hi to a couple of people I know. Within minutes I see the girl from last night who wanted to be spanked. So now I had a target. I wasn't sure how to approach her, since I didn't know if she remembered me or not (she was drunk, afterall) but that wasn't a problem, as she approached me. "You're the guy who told us some really weird stuff yesterday!". "You're the girl who likes to be spanked!". She got a bit embarassed, but I laughed it off and told her I get spanked every tuesday. She laughed and asked me to come sit with her group. It was on.

I made sure to befriend all the obstacles this time, arm wrestled with all of them (they were allowed to use two hands) with a shot at stake at every wrestle. Needles to say, I won every time. *cough* *chogh*. So now I had 5 drinks on me, and I asked my friends to come drink them with me. I inserted them to the group by telling them that my roommate was an awesome musician and my best friend, so if you're rude to him, you're rude to me. My AFC friend I introduced by asking him to turn around and asking the girls if they'd ever seen a better ass. They had. But they still thought that it was a sweet ass. So they were in. They chat up with a couple of the girls and go dancing with them, wich leaves me with target and the one obstacle I had befriended the last night. And she definetly approved of me. I didn't think I could move her if her friend was left alone, so I decided to go to comfort right there. I put up my hands, and she put hers on mine and I did the trust test. She seemed very willing. She told me a bit about her ambitions, she was studying to be a nurse (nurses are awesome btw) and asked me about my ambitions, and I said that I really wanted to direct my own plays. She seemed to be really intrested in me, and I definetly wanted to spank her. So things were moving along nicely. She asked me to watch their drinks while they went to the bathroom. I took a devilish grin on my face and asked what's in it for me if I did. She quickly looked over her shoulder to make sure her friend was alredy gone and then moved her fist up and down in front of her mouth while poking her cheeck with her toungue. The international code for blowjob. I tried my best to ignore the comment, as I wasn't sure if it was a bullshit test, but I'm pretty sure she saw my exitement. As they go, my roommate walks in. I tell him what just happened and we laugh it off. My cousin sees me and comes talk to me. She's very hot, so I thought that talking to her might raise my value quite a bit since she can't know who she is, so I wasn't concerned about possibly failing the blowjob-bullshit test. And to pay attention to her while talking to another woman is going to make her feel valued. Everything seemed to be going perfectly.

Then it all went to hell. The target comes back as I talk to my cousin, I acknowledge that she's returned and continue my conversation. She sits a couple seats away from me, as my roommate and my cousin sit in the ones next to me. I talk with my cousin for maybe a minute or two and I'm as I turn back to the target, my roommate is whispering something in her ear. I'm like wtf is this. But I trusted him so I just sat between them and did a basic AMOG move and cut him off physically. But he just ignores me and goes for the girl, he's going in hardcore caveman. I'm pretty sure that he since he knew the girl was handing out bjs, she'd probably respond to dirty talk. An since I had already given him a lot of value when I introduced him, it worked even better.

Well I sit there for a minute like total idiot, not knowing wtf had just happened, I decide to for a walk, maybe he's just playing around. I'm gone for 5-10 minutes, and they're gone. I go look for them, and I walk around the venue in 5 minutes and then decide to call my AFC friend. Well, turns out they're all in a cab going to our place. My roommate with the target, my AFC friend with the obstacle I had befriended last night, and one of the other girls and a random dude. I went ape nuts. This isn't how friends treat each other.

I thought about going home, but I would've probably punched my roommate in the face if I did, and that would've been very socially akward with so much people around. Plus, my AFC friend only gets laid only a few times a year so I don't want to ruin his special night. So I go the mellow route: I send an angry text message to my roommate, and call up a friend if he'd let my stay at his place for the night so I don't have to kick my roommates ass.

So, the next day, at about 1PM, I go home. They're all still there, except for the random dude. There's been some heavy drinking, as there are bottles and glasses everywhere. My fucking booze drank as I've been left behind. Not cool. As I'm cleaning out the bottles, my AFC friend wakes up in my room and walks out with the two evidently not so unfuckable friends of the target. I wonder how much fun he had last night. I find out when I find the cum stains on my sheets. My anger hides my sinciere happiness for him, aswell as the envy. Then my roommate wakes up, and the target still sleeps on his bed. My roommate comes to talk to me, I'm expecting an apology, explainment about how drunk he was etc bullshit. What I get is this: "Dude, you won't believe the scare I just had. I woke up, and there's a girl right there! I'm like omg did I really fuck up last night, you know I love my girlfriend, and as I lay there scared as fuck I remember how I made out with the girl and how she put my hand on her boob, and then I fingered her for a while, and then I came to my senses and went to sleep by myself. She must've come after I had fallen asleep. " I had assumed that this would happen, not fucking the girl, I've seen him do the same pattern before, I guess it's good for his ego. So now I'm a bit more pissed off. Such a waste. Then I wonder why the living room lamp is knocked down and why the mat is all fucked up. I figure it out when I find a fucking used condom on our fucking pool table. And there's no knot. Eww. I look for the damages and there are CUM STAINS ON MY FUCKING SOFA. Luckily the pool table was saved. I start cleaning up the place to avoid talking to anyone until the girls are gone. I even talk to the target. "Seems like someone had fun last night" smiling and pointing to the condom. She's really embarassed. "Where did you go last night?" To me, she seems genuinely sorry that I wasn't there. So she got fucked but not satisfied, too bad. Such a waste when there's such a pretty little whore, really slut is too mild for this one, and they don't get what they want.

So someone had fucked the the target on my livingroom floor, but it wasn't me, my roommate or my afc friend. So that only leaves the random dude that my afc friend was talking in the line for the cab, who was invited along. So get this: I opened a set the day before, escaleted to the point where she hints to give me blowjob, my best friend/rommate steals her from me after I had introduced them, he happens to be at the right time in the cab line, goes to a after party for the free booze, my roommate fingers the girl and the stops and leaves her wanting more, and then he happens to be there when the girl is horny as shit. That's the true definition of getting lucky. True definition of unlucky is to do all the work for the guy and only get rewarded by getting to clean up his cum stains off my sofa. I hope the luck evens out by him getting hit by lighting or some shit.

The girls finally leave and I confromt my roommate. He seems to have no idea that he did something wrong. "She's not worth it" he tries to calm me. "I fucking know that, but I thought our friendship was worth it". He claims I'm being a little bitch and asks me not to tell his girlfriend. I promise. I also mention that one of us needs to find new living arrangments. If I can't trust a person, I can't live with him. There's Block #2.

Not your basic field report, not about the funs of sargin, more about the dangers of sargin with people who don't follow the codes that men have. Also different in the sense there are way too many cum stains that aren't the PUA's.