Don’t know if this falls under sarging online coz I f-closed this HB9 three weeks ago. Best sex of that day but never mind, I’m online at work and she buzzes me about being quiet lately. I’ll spare you the details and head straight to the spilled beans. It’s more about negging an HB you’ve already f-closed…the point of which I’m still trying to understand. Anyway, felt good f-closing an HB9 that I f-closed after meeting in the club. She probably likes me but that’s in the manual.

HB9: U know , i been debating wif myself on whether to ask u this or not, bt i cant contain it anymore. sometimes wen u do it i think maybe i picked a wrong day but whichever day that i say anything to you, its like you'd really rather i left you alone. Me: how many times u gon ask that question?
HB9: jus this once. dont think im that thick
Me: you don’t say!
HB9: i'd remember if u hadnt given an oblique answer. will u tell me again in plain english?
Me: you haven’t said please ...
HB9: i almost dont know you sometimes
Me: if u insist
HB9: y does talking to have to be a task?
Me: coz u make it a task...why dont you just talk? like, a normal person?
HB9: no i dont, u make it hard..
Me:...wat u got to gain by being careful with me?
HB9: the change in you
Me: you had a point when all this started...
HB9: and now?
Me: i think its lost in translation ...
HB9: or u got lost in translation, anyway, we dont seem to be speaking the same language here
Me: you're being a pussy
HB9: wtf?
Me: be back, gotta make me a cup of coffee

I go downstairs to smoke with my workmate, talked to an HB7 in the mall next door (more about that one day!) Got back like, ten minutes later …. Show my workmate the IM and we laugh about it coz he’s a rAFC and worships this kind of shit.

Me: you didn’t turn blue?
HB9: i was saying sum'n
Me: i just came up with a joke
HB9: u wanna tell it today?
Me: its only a minute old and its for people who cant speak english … like u
Me: on the morning of his honeymoon, a man asks his wife
Me: honey, how about breast fuck in bed?
HB9: (my name)??? u ever serious??
Me: i know, its only three minutes old, i still have to perfect it...
HB9: have you seen Anger management?
Me: yeah, it sucked when I saw it. Im sure it will suck again if I see it
HB9: wat did you think of the story in the movie?
Me: not enough character development…