HAHAHAHA! i LOVE this routine, not because it's that good of a line, but because that TOTALLY happened to me and my buddy at a starbucks while actually waiting for free coffees from my friend's girl who works there (i dont even like coffee, but i cant say no to free). it was hilarous, cause he came over and tried to open us with asking what there is to do in the area for fun (he was house sitting). we were very polite and friendly, neither of us are homophobes, so we didnt care (we might have been pretty weirded out if he tried to kino though! lol) after like 5 minutes of standing by our table and talking to us i guess he picked up the vibe that we were pretty straight, so he went and sat down and read his book at the other end of the store. we then left and laughed our asses off joking about which one of us the guy was hitting on, hahahaha.
i never thought about how great a story that would be for a routine. i need more ideas for what makes a DHV story, cause i have done a lot in my life, but i'm no good at recognizing what is impressive.

To add more kino, you could say that you were wearing a short sleeve shirt at the time (if the HB is too.)

Example-
PUA: Blah blah, a gay guy once complemented me on my t-shirt and got physical with me.
HB: Really?
PUA: Yea, and when he complemented me, he didn't even touch my shirt, he touched my bare arm like this! *Use kino, drag fingers on inside of elbow*
HB: WOW!
PUA: Yea, he should of at least been less obvious and done something like felt the fabric. *Feel somewhere on her shirt*

I try to make a point of only using DHV stories that really happened, so here's my version based on Last Saturday;

"So I was out at hanging out with some friends of mine and a few girls when one of them spots this guy across the room wearing these .. bright.. pinstripe .. white.. pants. It doesn’t seem so out of the ordinary, but every person around him was wearing full black, and they were.. like a .. beacon!"
(The pausing works really well there for some reason. I'm trying to force myself to talk more slowly and with more pauses, and I find it's good to write them in there so you guys can use them too, they really work. On this note, I'd like to point out that this part is a little less then dramatic, so your tonality needs to make up for it.).
"Anyway, everyone has a bit of a laugh and jokes about going over to congratulate him on them, when I say "Why not? just go over!". Naturally everyone backs down, I swear my entire pack of friends would never get out if I didn’t lead them everywhere"
(A bit of a hint at leadership here works well)
"Naturally, I need to go over there, so I walk up to this guy and say 'Hey man, I noticed you across the room there and me and my friends all love your pants, Great work'. The guy looks a bit shocked for a minute and I shake his hand."
(The Idea of this section is to be playful and give across confidence; all you were doing was showing your shy (beta) friends how to be confident and playful in a social setting.)
"Right then, I turn to leave and I let go of his hand right... but he grabs on, and .. slides his hand up my wrist..!"
"I'm freaked at this point, He probably thought I was gay and trying to hit on him, and he WANTED IT! I get my hand away from him, and he does the whole... ahh, Here, I'll show you"
(You grab her wrist and slide your hand down off it slowly)
"Like that, as I was leaving. I go back to my friends and everyone told me it looked like he totally wanted me. Freaky stuff. Has that sort of thing ever happened to you?"

It's a bit of a sketchy story, but it plays out smoothly if you can get the delivery right. If Anyone could give me a bit of a critique on this it'd be much appreciated, I'm no good at writing these yet.

I use this often.

As above, there should be some back up for this - I'm generally wearing something tight/bright/both.

its funny cos i've been hit on by guys a few times and have been writing up a routine for it but havent field tested it yet but it sounds like these gay routines do okay.
i think u gotta be careful when ur peacocking though cos people may actually think your gay, which has happened to me before

It does not matter if people think you are gay... As long as you got a cure for it later on. The gay opener/routine is my favourite, it totally kicks ass!

I field tested it the last day on an HB I know from school.. And she was laughing and I got that OMG responce hh.
Nice routine man

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oh man this is a very good routine for chinese people since the wordings translated into chinese is really funny

oh, and if she says "that means your cute/etc" then you can respond with

"sigh so what if im cute/sexy, only guys appreciates it, girls wont even bother checking me out" (bait)

this is genius i have to try this out but what would i follow this up on

GREAT routine, plus girls can never tell if it's true or not!

With me, it actually DID happen, only it wasn't at a bar or a gym. It was at an art gallery!

I live in southern california, so I go to the beach a lot. And at Laguna Beach there are tons of art galleries. I was with an HB at the time, doing a Day 2, and we were looking in one of them, that had these REALLY detailed surrealist paintings by a Russian artist, and the guy sitting at the desk in the gallery kept staring at my shirt.

I was wearing a shirt from Old Navy, that had a graphic of a spark plug on it.

The guy started asking me all these questions about the shirt, then began complimenting me on how sexy it looked! And then on how sexy I looked! He was about to get up and try to touch me, when I left the gallery with my girl. We both laughed...

And that's how I got hit on by a gay guy. And whenever I hang out with girls at Laguna, I show them the same exact place where it happened.


P.S., you should NEVER say "girls won't bother checking me out" because that sounds NEEDY and it's also a DLV. Remember, your game is geared at showing women that you are worth sleeping with. And that can't happen if you TELL her that OTHER women don't even think your worth checking out. Trust me, the "game" does not operate like a charity. She won't like you out of feeling bad for you. Instead she will think you are used to being treated like shit, and that the gay guy was your best option! That's the quickest way to look like a clueless chump and end up in the Friends Zone. Harsh, but that's how fast the female mind reacts to a mis-calibrated comment.

~HotIce

LOL...i use to hate gay people...but thanks for this wonderful routine LOL...i use it a lot and i open up with that everytime

Well i did get hit on by a gay once

he asked me from where i was...and it was a french place so he said "voulez would couchez avec moi"(do u want to sleep with me)

i though he was joking ...but then he was like we could take a room and shit!!!
i figure out a good DHV routine for that.

gay rocks