Hey guys,

I was looking outside my window this afternoon when I saw a rather attractive woman standing outside, leaning against an SUV. She was older than the average club-going girl...maybe mid-30s or so. (Let me tell you: if any of you guys out there think most/all women hit the wall at 30, I wish you could have seen her.)

As for why she was hanging around outside my house, that really isn't the most important part of this post. however, I will throw it in because it does raise other concerns: it turned out she was waiting to meet her kids (three total) when they got off the school bus.

Now, to the heart of my post: I wanted to go outside and start talking to her, but I completely froze. I was like, "Man, an opener like the jealous girlfriend probably wouldn't even interest a woman of that age." So it got me thinking: what kind of openers WOULD be good if you came across a gorgeous 35 year old? I didn't know the answer so I decided to post here to get your thoughts.

Now I know enough not to depend SOLELY on opening a conversation with this particular woman. After all, she is probably still married to the father of those kids (a rarity these days!!!)...not to mention I feel weird trying to run game on someone whose kids are on the way, whether that person is single or not. But I figured I would try to get some opener ideas anyway because, like so many of you have stressed to me before, more female interactions will mean more confidence, which will mean better game...you get the idea.

Look forward to your replies.

PUA:"Hey, umm.. why are you standing outside my house?"
Her: "To pick up my kids"
PUA: "Oh whew, I thought I had started to attract the wrong element."
Her: "You thought I was a Prostitute/whore/streetwalker/etc!?!?"
PUA:"No, I was actually thinking you were gonna try to sell me something but couldn't get the nerve to knock on the door or maybe you were just some crazy loitering lady. So I figured I would come out here and find out which. If it was the first case I was gonna try to ease you into your new job... and if it was the latter I was gonna chase you off with a broom."
Her: Laughing now because you don't think she is a prostitute and you have no broom.



Or something like that.

Evoj