| This past saturday night i was drinking with my friends. We decided to head out to the bar after a good amount of pre-gaming at a friend's apartment. We get there and immediately every huddles around a tall bar table and just drinks and chats with each other. After 5 minutes, i grow tired of not talking to chicks and ask my one friend (The only other one out of the group who's capable of picking up chicks) to head out to the dance floor with me to look for women. Now, at this point, I am unbelievably drunk, which i'm sure isn't a good state to be in to pick up women.
We're out there for about 10 minutes and get nothing. We get closed out of sets and move on to the next one. Nothing new...
Then one girl starts dancing with me...Cool...We start touching a little and get closer. After maybe 3 songs i mumble a comment about her kissing me, which she does...Cool...after dancing a little bit more, she grabs my hand and walks us away from the floor and to somewhere quieter to talk more. On the way, we each grab a glass of water from the bar and continue talking.
We shoot the shit, she's 30 and i'm 23, so she was cracking jokes about me being a little kid, and too young, etc. All the while we're making out here and there. Towards the end of the night, my friend walks up to us and tells me that it's time to go, but he'll be willing to pick me up in the morning from her place in the morning if i wanted to go home with her. I was piss drunk, so why not?
At first, she seemed hesitant but was playing coy with me "oh, i can't. i never take strangers home. you're too young"...yeah, right....So, she takes me to her apartment. We immediately start making out for like a half hour and she's all like "I'm not sleeping with you" "I have rules against that"...again, yeah, right...but before i know it, we're sleeping with each other.
Afterwords we fall asleep and my friends pick me up in the morning. She gives me a hug and good bye.
Now, being sober and looking back at what I did, i'm trying to think of what the hell i did that i F-closed that night. But looking back more, im starting to think that she obviously does this quite often, and on top of that, she did some things that I would've done to her if I had wanted to get with her. It was almost as if the roles were reversed, and she was trying to get me to sleep with her.
What do you guys think, any guesses as to what I did? Or was it all her?
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