I'm sure you've heard this innumerable times.

I am in my third week of University. There is this black haired beauty who I've noticed stares at me and I'd love to somehow try to get a relationship with her, or atleast hold some sort of conversation with.

However, I'm very very new to this whole seduction thing. I am moderately confident, though, I just have no idea how to do this properly, and am extremely dimwitted with signs (I've heard gossip how dim I am to this). So, anything you offer me I WILL try, although keep in mind that my classmates can hear what I say and probably constantly pry with their eyes the events that go on in classrooms (just nothing that will get me known as Campus pedophile).

My first question is about staring. I've always been confused about this. If a girl stares at you in the eyes with the interested look, should you look her straight in the eyes, or smile? Most times girls do this, I look at them in a somewhat normal stare and they look away quickly.

Now more importantly, what the bloody hell can I open with, or even talk about? Keep in mind that it's a classroom environment. I tire of the whole, "how is assignment a going blah blah," and I need to find something intriguing that will last for more than ten seconds. Any ideas?

Finally, should I just walk in and sit beside her? Usually in class people sit two seats apart.

However, I don't really give a shit what anyone thinks. In fact, I would tell her to come to my place in front of everyone except for the fact that it wouldn't work and would probably creep her out, that's my logic anyhow.

If anyone could please fucking help me.. I'm dying inside trying to find any way to work this. Also, once I get a bit far in the conversation does, "would you like to go for coffee later" work?

Well if she sits close to you and you see her stareing at you than try opening her with this:

PUA:" If you are going to stare at me the whole time than you may as well come to talk to me " ( with confident voice and smile back )

Or if she sits near to you in class than try this:

PUA: Hey, do me a favour! Could you peel my banana ( holding a banana )
HB: ? wha...
PUA: i injured my hand yesterday while helping an old lady so i cant do it myself. Would you be so kind?
HB: ouh well.. sure...
HB: peeling the banana and giving it back to you*
PUA: "Now thats some quality work!"
PUA: By the way my name is johnny..

Believe me, a guy who asked her to peel your banana wont forget you easily

[ Johnny B ]

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