So lately me and my wing have pioneered some amogging techniques that will get you EXTREME results and FAST. I should warn you, however, that these are high risk strategies that endanger the user to the unwanted attentions of bouncers and security workers. Use with caution and only in appropriate circumstances.

The first technique we've developed is what we call 'herding'. This is something we came up with after regularly visiting a club that has a weekly wild west night. The essence of the tactic is to attempt to round up as many chodes or alpha males into sections of the club that aren't populated by women. Unbelievably, me and my buddy started doing this by using a lassoo.

We had had too many drinks one night and were feeling pretty cocky, and, my buddy, pointing to an amog 8.5 - some huge biker dude covered in tats - dares me to try and toss a rope around his neck. Being all clad in western gear, I naturally had the ropes necessary for the maneuver ready to hand, and I've never been one to refuse a dare. I tossed the rope a couple of times, and before he knew what had hit him i'd pulled him in, tied him to a speaker cab and my buddy was well on his way to a solid # close with one of the unlucky guy's female companions.

We were on a roll now and the technique seemed to have worked, so we thought why not try it again. Same again, no number this time but a boyfriend easily out of the picture and a solid interaction that i think could have led to a lay with better logistics. At this point however, security were on to us, and a couple of hot headed amogs weren't looking best pleased either. Naturally, we thought better of continuing the antics.

We convened in a quiet section of the bar for an emergency meeting. What if, we reasoned, there was some more subtle techniques of herding male competitors away from our prized targets?

Well as it happens, there are. Here's what we came up with.

1. 'dance pushing'. This consists of dancing in a bizarre fashion around other males on the floor. Essentially getting all in their faces and invading their personal space in an attempt to push them into a single corner of the dance floor. This becomes more effective the more participants you have on your side.

When all your competitors are safely out the way you and your wings have a free run on the girls for about 10 to 20 minutes. If other guys start to get closer simply repeat the technique again. After being freaked out by you a couple of times, its my experience that most guys don't tend to come back for a third serving.

2. Another strategy we came up with revolves around the idea of being so weird that guys become uncomfortable in your presence and naturally seek to avoid you in the club. One effective way of doing this is something i call 'peek-cocking' - when in the bathroom and peeing next to guys I'll look over my shoulder and blatantly stare at their dick. This has been massively field tested by me personally and has got a variety of reactions, but usually the other male will look away awkwardly, and try to play the situation off as if nothing happened.

Back on the dance floor the real results kick in, as they will now avoid you at ALL COSTS! Also I've found the more disturbingly and sensually you look the more forceful this technique is. Lately I've experimented with various touches - licking my lips as i stare, starting to breathe heavily, and most recently, drooling; I even accidentally dripped saliva straight onto a guy's dick last weekend.

There are definitely a few more but my memory fails me at the moment so I'll add them when they come back to me.

P.S.

Later on in the night we couldn't resist a few more goes with the lasso. This time though, we had a different target in mind. What if instead of tying up amogs, we bypassed them completely and lassoed the girls directly?

My buddy, Ken, was first up. I vividly remember him twirling the rope through the air, making ready for the pounce. Time seemed to slow down as the spinning cord of hemp glided through the air to slot neatly round a stunning 6 ft blonde. A sharp tug, the knot made fast, and before she had time to collect her drink the beautiful starlet in a little pink dress was on her way to our corner of the club. Her friends, rushing over to us, proved to be determined cock blockers but after some careful explaining about how we were secret service agents practicing unarmed combat my buddy got the close, and im seeing one of her friends tonight.

You act like that in certain pubs and bars in England you'll get AMOG'd by being called a massive fag or you'll get punched. If I saw you staring at my dick I wouldn't just stand there and let you do it but I would say something, probably along the lines of "What the fuck are you doing?"

Also pushing other guys in the corner, that is actually inconsiderate. You don't know who all these guys are, for example some could be AFC's who aren't that great with confidence in the first place.

You see there's being dominant and having certain alpha qualities without having to make others look or feel bad or there's being a selfish dickhead.

Some of this stuff is pretty clever I'll say that much but there are ways of getting women without this sort of behaviour.

Lmfao, this sounds retarded as hell, but if it works, hey...

I think the best strategy of alpha's is too be yourself while not stepping on their toes...

After all, there just trying to do the same thing as you.

this sounds extremely made up. like: what happens once the guy is lassoed? he would take it off, come over and beat the shit out of you. and girls would also avoid you for dancing oddly, probably moreso than guys would

LMFAO

That sounds like something that can backfire at you

Perhaps I should have mentioned that I'm 6'6 and ripped as fuck. I was a quarterback, played all-state. I've won seventeen tough-man competitions. I once bested thirty-five of Georgia's best lumberjacks in a tree chopping competition. I went 6 rounds with Larry Holmes, in his prime, at Cronk gym, and I broke the mother fucker's ribs with a left hook!

I eat raw eggs and drink pig's blood for breakfast(That's B Negative, just in case you're wondering. I recommend you all try this. It'll put some hair on your chests)

What can I say? I guess I've just always been a naturally ultra-badass and physically imposing/and or intimidating type of dude. So, yeah, it's probably best not to use some of my more 'extreme' methods if you look like screech from saved by the bell.

OK, cool, you like making other guys feel stupid. And you act like a repressed homosexual massively overcompensating.

How is any of this helping you get laid?

Its obviously a hoax post - I mean the nature of this forum is that you have to give people the benefit of the doubt BUT his one is obviously complete bullshit.

Entertaining bullshit but bullshit nevertheless.

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So basically among your tactics they include intimidation and sometimes what seems borderline bullying?

That is assuming its not bullshit...