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I completely have the same problem. Other guys are always a problem for me for some reason. I was at this festival on the Alabama/Florida state line, It's called the mullet toss. You throw a fish across the state line and see who can throw it the farthest. I know it sounds like some lame hillbilly shit but it's actually a blast. Thousands of people on the beach just drinking and having a good time. Then at night everyone goes to the bar that sits on the state line.
Anyway, I'm in line for a drink with like 10 people in front of me, it was ridiculous. I happen to look down and theres this wierd red shit on my collar. I look up and theres this HB8 standing in another line.
Me: "Hey you, can you clean this up for me" pointing to the wierd goopy looking stuff on my shirt
Her: "Oh, I've got this!"
I don't know what i was expecting to happen but it wasn't this. She pulls out a tide to go pen and starts removing this stain. I was all like you are awesome! who are you martha stewart??? We talk a bit, I say hey, let me get a beer then we can go out to the beach. She agrees.
Then out of nowhere some dude is like, "hey i know you from facebook, you're friends with my friend i've seen you post on her wall" I really didn't know what to do about this situation, I was completely fucked. So i waited on my beer hoping by the time i got it she would still be there and i could just walk up to her and be like " hey you ready? lets go to the beach" But she was already gone....
he iso'd her with that?? wow