Went sarging Sunday night with my wing, approached a 3 set and tried the "Jealous GF" opener. I obeyed the 3 second rule and didn't get a real good read on my target and her side kicks. As i segue to the "So, how does everyone know each other?" opener to get a feel to see if i could shift to the Best Friends Test. My target introduces the group and says that her friend to her right is her best friend and the girl to my left is her Girlfriend. I found it weird that she didn't call them BOTH her "Girlfriends". So i asked her about it and she said that the girl to my left was her life-mate, domestic partner type "Girlfriend" whilst the girl to her right was just a really good friend.

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At first i thought that this was a Sh*t test. So i decided to just try to play it off. So i asked her if she ever had any boyfriends before her and she said "Yeah...lots. but i LOVE her." Then she started to gush about how awesome she was, and at that point i began to feel like i had just asked my parents how often they did it.

needless to say the rest of the night was a train wreck. Is there anything i can do to avoid this kind of thing in the future? In my experience, girls go gay AFTER they have sex with me. I have no clue on how to turn them back from the darkside. Maybe i should just install stronger gaydar?

Any pointers on plowing through the "I'm gay Sh*t test?"

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- phreekstyle
"Put ME at the top of your TO DO list"

Hmm. Maybe you just gotta accept that this one was a legit dyke. Pretty unlucky to get one I guess. Unless you someone got her to have a 3some with you and her partner

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I like to steal a routine from Chasing Amy for lesbian situations.

"Gay guys I get. Everybody needs a good deep dickin' every once in a while, whether it's on the giving or the receiving side of things. Lesbians just confuse me." Inflate the importance of cock in a sexual interaction, tell them you like your girls in stereo (one on the left and one on the right) and see if you can't get them -both-.

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-Monkey's Little Brother, Spud

Awesome! i never thought of that! I love Chasing Amy! i'm too much of a noob to try to 3some close. That stuff is waaay too advanced for me just yet. But next time i run into a set of girlfriends i'll try it. Thanks guys!

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- phreekstyle
"Put ME at the top of your TO DO list"

Hahaha! That's fucking rich! I love it. I'm gonna be looking for dykes now just so I can use that.

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