Alright so first a little background. On Facebook, my status almost always stated "(Name) is on the sauce." or "(Name) is no longer on the sauce."

I always did it because I thought it sounded cool but I had no story behind it. Then I decided to change my AIM screen name to "WatchTheSauceMan". So I urbandictionary'd it and found out it was a slang term for alcohol. (Yes I'm late). I figured I'd stick with the name but I needed some story behind it. I was reading on here that the best DHV stories are true ones. So here's mine:

I was walking with my friends on the way to a high school party and they asked if any of us had alcohol. None of us did, so we decided to stop at the store. No fake IDs. Me being eager to get drunk (I was 14 at the time), I decided I would steal some. Bad idea on my part. So I got my friends to surround the area around the alcohol and watch my back. (This is where WatchTheSauceMan comes from). I grab like 5 bottles of random liquor and put them in my backpack. Then I grabbed a soda and pay for it to keep the suspicion down. We made a safe getaway, and for like the next 10 parties I was the alcohol supplier, The Sauce Man.

/endstory

Is it absolute crap?? Is it a DHV story at all I'm kinda new to this.

I don't like it because in the story you steal. This doesn't make you look good to a girl you just met. Plus be might fell strongly towards underage drinking.