I ran around all day today practicing this new opener to see how it worked out. it has about a 10% success rating which in my book is pretty good.

me: omg I love your tattoo! i have one just like it on my back!

her: really?

me: no.

Her: *hits me playfully* and turns around to ignore me
(btw this was a 4 set and all of em laughed)


otay so i figure i've got my self some gold in my hands here right? ya kno how else can you get bipolar strangers to hit you and then ignore you!

me: hey, omg i love kids, how old are they?

her: oh 5 and 2.

me: no way thats how old my kids are!

her: *shocked expression on her face possibly because im 17* really?!??

me: no

her: laughs really really extremely hard.

i used it about 10 times today and i mostly got laughter.

Well, what are you counting as a success in this situation?
Getting girls to laugh?

If so I'd recommend you aim higher.
When the girl playfully punches you, maybe start a slap-fight or light face-slaps in retaliation. Some playful kino and then you need something to stop her from turning around.

If she's just laughing, she's never gonna remember you. Maybe an opinion opener to follow?

But if you're happy, then you're happy.

Cinnamon