Hey everyone.

So I recently really pissed off the few groups of girls that were into me. Sometimes my sarcasm can go a little too far if you know what I mean. Anyway, these girls weren't right for me, and I want to get out there and meet some new ones. I'm 19 and am in college, by the way.

Here's a problem I run into frequently though - girls are cold to meeting new guys. They only will talk to guys who are in associated frats, which is bs (I'm not a frat guy...I'm too occupied with my sport and music, but even if I wasn't I wouldn't join a frat. They're just not my thing at all).

I kind of need someone to wake me up and give me a refresher on what to do to hook these girls' attention. I've tried a few approaches in the last few days but it just seems like girls are so closed-minded and cliquey.

I'm naturally a shy guy, but I make people laugh all the time. I just suck at flirting. I talk to girls just like I would talk to guys, and I need some tips to get around that.

I'm not necessarily looking to be a player, by the way. I just want to meet an interesting and beautiful girl who I feel a spark for. In other words, one girl can do the trick.