girl texts me telling she just broke up with her boyfriend. claiming when i did a palm reading that it was scary accurate. yes shes complaining about what he did how he always smelled like smoke and they were just too good of friends.

now i need some stuff to say so I dont sound like a friend, but I also dont want to send her packing back to him.

I just need a general strategy I guess. gimme some suggestions shoot em out.

Lets just hope your not one fo those "advice" friends and that she only views you as that. If not, she could be looking for comfort, but of course attraction has to be there. Take her out and hang with her several times in a venue. Most important than anything because this girl just recently broke up with her bf, she has to be the one to know if she wants to create a non-platonic relationship with you.

no no, fuck no. im just the guy she came to because she thinks im like a guru of the mind because i did a palm reading. the really funny part is i have not read a single book on palm reading in my life. I just guessed stuff and was generally vague.

idk i feel so afc saying these things but heres the tactic I took:


her:I just broke up with my boyfriend. and i feel really bad. your reading was soo true haha

Me: you were too good for him ne ways, im sure.

her: I hate breaking up. haha I mean, he is just more of a friend like it was really weird for me to kiss him and he always smelled like smoke.

me; (having never delt with such a sitituation before.) eww smoke cigs are the worst. how long had you two been going?

her: no answer.

me: *thinks fuck i cant end on this note I gotta say somethin snappy on my way out* Well.....I'm really sorry to hear that things didnt work out. if you need anyone to talk to feel free to gimme a call.

her: no answer.




i was caught off gaurd without the knowledge of my pretty little books. i'm not a fuckin alpha male im simply an impersonator. idk wadda you think?

(p.s. thanks for your reply it means alot to me)

Never give advice to girls in despair if you want to bang them. Giving advice does two things:
1. Makes you a 'friend' and not seen as a lover
2. Makes you a psychiatrist. And women don't want to sleep with their psychiatrist because they lose the valuable/comforting things he tells them.

Just game her and make her feel good inside, while completely avoiding talk about the ex.

alright, I dont think i gave her any advice so far? (maybe subtlely) so alls clear there, but thanks for the heads up cuz you know me loooovee giving advice. love it.

yah im prolly ganna see her tomorrow..so im just ganna game her ass to death good advice, i like that. i'd have prolly braught him up or something. damn,