Hey all!
I'm going out tonight with my girlfriend, her sis and atleast one of their female cousins.

They're gona shit test me. Being the only male there I'm trying to plan ahead and try to figure out a method to keep my cool. I just need some support and quick tips from you guys!

haha one time i was chilling at her place and her hot cousin asks me: "What if I slap you on the ass", I identified the shit test right away but paused for 3-5 seconds. Then I say: "You won't be alive if you do". They giggled but it was a lame comeback.

So guys what are some quick and worked out comebacks to shit tests? How can I identify them? (I think I don't have problems with these). And what do I talk about with a bunch of girls, some who I don't know, but they've known my gf for years.


Thanks all!

See Yeah!

If they say something too sexual: only say "respect"
its something tyler durdan, style and mystery thought up together it just shows self confidence and change the subject.

just dont respond to ones that involve other guys, like if she says something like: "what if I met someone else..." just dont respond and change the subject.

that was a good one the idea behind shit tests is to simply keep them in whatever state they were in before they asked the question making lame jokes is also good laughter is a good state to transfer to.

keep your cool nothing can phase you! keep in mind she is replaceable.

Okay here is the field report. I'm not trying to brag that I got laid by someone I'm dating but check this out, from a psychological perspective;

I met her and her sister and cousin last night, turned out her cousin brought a guy friend with her, they were playing pool blah blah not a single shit test, I started all the conversation, basicly amoged. blah blah. We got to her apt. started makin out, We fucked for about 40 mins (I got a nice and lengthy bj )

*was this a shit test?---->*and then she says "I'm tired" I say okay lets go to sleep, she turns away from me and then five seconds later turns back facing me starts to kiss me and play around with my "buddy". I think she was trying to see if I was with her for something other than just sex, what you guys think?

P.S. I couldn't feel too much in condoms, I was wearing durex ultra thin and only felt a little bit when entering and near exit of her vagina. I havn't beat off in a while, so it was definatly sensitive yesterday. Are there any tricks to being able to finish off?