I just started the topic, but my goal here is to get tons of people to post their tips and have this thread be a resource..

..because when you're gaming true HB8+'s, you're bound to get a lot of shit tests

I won't say anything because if you read my story below, i obviously failed

POST AWAY!!!

TIPS FOR ACING THE SHIT TEST GAME

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'you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight' 'see ya around kid'

'high virtue is nonvirtuous'

I use what I call exaggerate and evade. Basically I exaggerate the answer so that it is obvious I am evading the question. And no matter how many times she asks the question, I stick with the same dumb answer till she gives up.

For example, the classic question is, "Are you a player?"

"I'm trying to recover from being one. Mostly due to my back problems. Rather than sleep with 20 girls a day, I'm working on dropping it down to 15 and see if that helps."

"No seriously, are you a player?"

"No seriously, my back is screwed up from consistently sleeping with 20 girls a day. And honestly, I don't appreciate how lightly you are taking this situation. I mean I could be paralyzed in the next six months due to my condition, and you don't seem to give a damn. I'm deeply hurt."

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haha nice.

haha thats a really good way of passing a shit test, and especially that reply to that question, its very good

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"Never be afraid to try something new. Always remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic"

The basic formula is agree and exaggerate.

Brad P calls it absudifying.

The most important thing is that you are uneffected, agree right away, and make the test even funnier.

The shorter your response is the better.

It's ALWAYS better if you can just ignore the set and move the conversation forward.

In fact my number 1 rule of pick up is to ignore anything that doesn't help you.

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I'm going to try what Mr. Natural said, the next time I get asked that, I think that’s a great response.

Lmfao, that's fuckin' funny, coz my back actually IS fucked! hahaha. (temporarily)

Remember to limp away, so as to keep congruent with the frame you're setting...lmao

I find the best way to answer a awkward question or test is to ask a question about the question.

Example:
HB: Are you a player?
ME: maybe.... Are you?

HB: Do you have sex with many women?
You: Well do you have sex with many women/men? (depends if you want to be funny or not.

I couldn't really think of any other examples, but thats how i deal with awkward questions. to ask the questioner a question.