So this is what happened, was hanging out at home playing my guitar, this girl texts me and asks me to come over to her place cause her parents are away and she has the house to herself. It's like 11 at this point and I was getting tired but thought I could still hit it up. So I sneak out and walk like 10mins down the road to her place, This girl and I are alright friends but we know it goes as far as me inside her hahaha.

So I was walking into her place. She leads me upstairs, I jump on her bed and lay there and she walks around her house doing some stuff before she turns off the likes and comes over to the bed right. We start mucking around etc, gets to like 12:15 or someshit and she goes down on me and starts giving me a BJ she was fucking incredible you have no idea! So she comes up and is like "are you a one hit wonder" I reply "of course not". She finishes us and I'm laying there after tired as hell and thinking if I fall asleep I'm fucked cause I'll miss the bus in the morning to get to school let alone my parents wondering where I was hahaha.

Anyways continuing, so we are laying there talking, I start putting my cloths back on and shes like "your not going are you!" I'm like "no of course not" haha put on my cloths and tell her its because its too cold. Laying there for awhile I get up and go piss then come back and I continue saying I better go cause its late etc. She gets my phone and puts it down her pants......I was like fuck Im gunna need that.. I was like "Fine! Lets play a game, simple if you win I'll stay, If I win, I get to go home with my phone!" So I continue to tell her that "I'll ask you 5 questions and all you have to do is get them wrong" she agrees and sits there waiting, "First question, What is my name?" She replies with "T.V" I continue "Second question, What school do I go to?" She replies with "None" I continue "Third Question, is it night time?" She replies "No its not" I pause for a second look up and ask "how many was that?" She replies "Three" I start laughing, she gets angry hahaha and I got to go home and have a nice sleep.. hahahaha Thank you 5 question game! Whatcha guys think??

macbeth

Man thats sick but why did you want to leave so badly, its only 1 day of school .

hmmm, a fuck buddy, sounds good for high school, take that stress away!

Hahaha that is awesome man..But I agree with The Energizer you should have stayed for a little long then go home before your parents got up.Then when they came to wake you up play it off like you had been up all night getting sick.Some tricks from me to you when I was in school lol..

1) Take a wet wash cloth and keep it hidden by your bed,When you hear your mom or dad comming wipe your head and say"I have been up all night I don't feel so good" they will feel your head and see that its soaked.It worked for me a bunch when I was in school..

2) Take a can of corn,chunky salsa and mix it up and in the middle of the night go to the bathroom and make the vomiting sound loudly and dump it in,repeat the sound a few times,make sure you leave a little mess around the toilet for a good viewing from your parents

3) When you wake up in the morning take your shower and when you get out go straight to your mom and say mom when I was drying off I found a bug in my hair"head lice" and say I dont think I should go cuz if they find it they will send me home and I dont want to have everyone make fun of me.lol That one worked for me a bunch

4) I did this once and it worked but it sucked all day tho lol..But take a couple of laxitives and well you get the point lol

5) Skiping school isn't hard if you just be creative..Hell I have seen alot of people use tons of excuses..


My final tip will only work if u drive to school in your car or a buddy's

6) Every school has a set time they start calling paernts,my buddy and i new everyday that school didn't start calling until 9:22 am so we would go get breakfast,take a nap in the parking lot,smoke a couple joints etc..We would wait until 9:15 then we would go in or sence our parents both worked days we would call in for each other.So my tip is to find out what time school calls parents determine were you are on the list(normaly they go by last names)and use it to your advantage..


*bonus tip*

7) Sleep in class and when your teacher wakes you up and says is everything ok say no I feel light headed and dizzy,they will almost always send you to the nurse,of coarse they take your temp but if you keep up the act the nurse will let you sleep for a bit.When she wakes you up and asks how you feel keep the act going and most of the time she will call the parents and suggest they come get you..If this one is done a bunch your parents will get mad so do not use this a bunch lol...


Ok there you have bigjamiemac's tips on how to ditch school!!! hahaha
A few years ago before my mom passed away I had told her about alot of my ways to ditch school and she laughed and said she was always fooled and thought I was being serious..Would I do it again today if I was in school? Prolly not cuz of were I am now in my life but at the time I hated school...lol

I forgot about the 5 question game! Damn...gotta add that back into my stack!

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Hahahaha..that's neat stuff...well pulled off..

nicely played but i would have stayed with her all night and rocked her socks (:

btw fuck buddies are great! just it gets kinda messy when they know each other..